LIVE SHOW TRANSCRIPT

Yas: We are live.

Jade: Hello.

Yas: Hello, everyone.

Jade: Hello.

Yas: What day is it?

Jade: Friday!

Yas: Yes! Woo-hoo! It’s been a long time since we’ve had Prosecco on a Friday show.

Jade: It has, yes. Actually.

Yas: That’s because we basically start the shows earlier, so it feels a bit wrong to be on the Prosecco at like 4 o'clock.

Jade: However, today has been one of those "need to drink" apparently. Well, I walked down at about half-past three, and the girls had cracked open the Prosecco. Lydia is literally sat working with her laptop open, glass in hand, and she just went, "Hmm, Prosecco makes me happy."

Yas: [Laughs]

Jade: And also, it’s been a bit of a... Yeah, I said you have to open another one.

Yas: What’s going on apart from the fact they’re all winos?

Jade: WE’RE GOING TO GERMANY TOMORROW! So maybe the celebrations are starting now, maybe that’s what’s going on. I said to Lizzie, I said you’re going to be drunk for a week so you might as well start now.

Yas: No, I’ve said, 9:00 AM start every morning girls. If you’re not ready, we’ll leave without you.

Jade: That’s fine, we’re very good functioning alcoholics. Yeah, quite. I’m a low-key alcoholic now. Okay?

Yas: Okay, good.

Jade: But yeah, we’re really excited. It’s crazy because normally, I’ve got to say, the deliveries have been a bit slow this year. There’s been some hold-ups with fabric and production.

Yas: Across the board, not...

Jade: Yeah, across the board, not just with one designer or another.

Yas: They’re all talking to each other. "We’re just going to pull it back a little bit," and they’re like, "Yeah, okay, we’ll do the same." That’s just what happens. But anyway, it means that usually we have a RUNDHOLZ delivery before we go to Düsseldorf, and it means that we don’t have anything to wear.

Jade: Well, we don’t have anything new to wear, which is actually really a problem. So I’m feeling for everyone waiting for the new stock. We have got this. Please tell me. This is just me now going a bit off-piste. But I thought, yeah, I thought this could be Mum for Germany.

Yas: Oh, yes. Yes.

Jade: Yes. Yes. Because we have to sort Val out because she’s been wearing the same leopard print trousers for the past month.

Yas: From 2023.

Jade: I don’t think she can get them off. We all agree they’re nice, but we need to take them off and give them a wash. It’s an intervention point, it’s an intervention. Lizzie, if you’re watching, it’s the leopard print from the season that Yas had her little jacket, and I know you had some Lizzie. You had these little leopard print boots. Yeah, it was a beautiful... and now Mum’s managed to track down the matching jacket.

Yas: My jacket!

Jade: Not your jacket, don't worry, don't worry. I shouldn't have mentioned that out loud. No, it’s a boxy one. So you’ve got that really... she’s got like a boxy one.

Yas: Very cool.

Jade: It is amazing, and actually we have asked for more leopard print, haven’t we?

Yas: We did say. We said, can you put some print in? Maybe our request has come true. Imagine if we get there and it’s just all the things we’ve asked for ever. It’s like a collection of things we’ve asked for.

Yas: I did, last time I said we need some animal print: zebra, cheetah, full that, for RUNDHOLZ. That would be... and like textured, so it’s a little bit furry so it’s ready for the winter. That would be lovely. If that’s right, if we’ve influenced him...

Jade: Oh God, I hope so. We’ve officially made it.

Yas: I want Yas's jacket.

Jade: Yeah, don’t worry, it’s coming with me, you can borrow it. There is a one this time, the tapestry one that’s the same shape. So if you’re all thinking "what the hell are they talking about but I need this jacket," if you know the jacket, you’ll know. Because it’s like... when I say it’s an heirloom piece, it’s an heirloom piece.

Yas: It is really good. Love it. But um, yeah, there is a jacket available to pre-order that Lisa and I have ordered that’s the same cut.

Jade: And really fitted.

Yas: One button.

Jade: It’s not super short like the jackets that we’ve got in now, it’s slightly longer. I’d say more flattering.

Yas: Into the waist.

Jade: Yeah, especially if you’re booby, sometimes the shorter ones can be a bit out of proportion.

Yas: Yeah, I feel a bit like it’s a bit boxy because it’s like this and then you’ve got your drop-crotch on which are also boxy.

Jade: And sometimes you just... you’re relying on your waist to bring you in, but if you’re not feeling what the waist is wasting, then it’s not going to work. Anyway, so on that note, I think I’m going to take this home to Val. So don’t buy this please because I think this is what she should wear to Germany.

Yas: I do like this scarf. Very nice.

Jade: That’s a Large, that’s going to be too big. Kirstie, can you find a jacket to match those in a Medium and a Small? Because she’ll say she’s a Small and we’ll argue that she’s a Medium and then...

Yas: The trousers will be fine.

Jade: Yeah, the trousers will be fine. Okay, so yeah, apart from that... I love this scarf. I’m usually allergic to it, but because I’ve got it on over a roll-neck, I think I could take it. Because I’ve got... I’ve got my FLAMINGO pullover and then that, it’s really nice. Someone will buy the other coat. I know. If you were there last night, if you were there last night listening to me go on and on... there is an Extra-Small, there’s a Small, it’s my... it’s not... the boobs don’t... it doesn’t close. Because that would be dangerously gorgeous. I’d probably wear it with yellow ANNETTE GÖRTZ leather pants and go completely crazy.

Yas: You’re really talking me into it now, stop!

Jade: Okay, anyway.

Yas: So, we’re in sale, winter sale.

Jade: Yeah, and Lydia’s... she’s got a gob on her today. She said, "Can we do a focus on INSIDER10?" and you know, it’s hard enough trying to find something every single night when she puts bloody rules in.

Yas: Oh, I like the fact she’s given us some direction. It’s good.

Jade: Well, yeah, she said, "Can somebody, Jade, wear MAMA B?" I said, "Yes, yes I will." And I went over to MAMA B and I instantly found an outfit.

Yas: It’s a lovely outfit, very nice. I like what you’ve done there.

Jade: Then I went downstairs. Obviously we’ve put something on, we both have, that’s not included in the extra 10%...

Yas: Obviously.

Jade: But this one, yeah, this one, yeah. We can't give you everything, can we? I’m going to go off and let you talk.

Yas: All right, I’ll let you go. All right, so... I have gone FLAMINGO, but I would describe this as using a couple of different tones of FLAMINGO. So the LA VACA LOCA is CHUTNEY BROWN, but actually, in my opinion, it tones beautifully with the FLAMINGO and is essentially just a deeper hue of that FLAMINGO tone. So together, Andy Jill wears an outfit which is lots of different berry tones and I always absolutely love it when she does that, because I think if you’re going to do full pink, having different depths in it really works because it looks a little bit more grown-up.

So I’ve got the CHUTNEY BROWN CALOROSO cardigan which is a One Size and you can see it genuinely is, it’s really oversized. And it’s like a big cloak. But then under it... so you can see just how many designers are going on here as well, which is insane really, because we’ve got LA VACA LOCA, MAMA B, and RUNDHOLZ DIP, and together it’s just divine and just the best color, I love this color so much.

So this is the DIP FOX scarf. If I could wear this, I would definitely have it. Unfortunately, I am a little bit allergic. I’m getting away with it now because I’ve got all these high necks, but I can’t put it near my skin, which is mad actually because everybody else can. If you are wool sensitive, this should actually be the fix. But obviously I’m the one in a million that can’t wear it. So it’s so sad because I love it so much.

So the MAMA B outfit, which is the base, is the PACE trouser, which I think is a really kind of grungy artistic style trouser. Where are my pockets? They’re down here. A really grungy artistic style trouser. I just love that balloon and it’s quite an exaggerated balloon, so very, very comfortable, very easy to wear. These are a Small and they are perfect. They’re elasticated, they’ve got pockets. As I said, I can’t find them.

Valerie, get rid of her. Valerie, we’re doing a live stream. My God. We’re trying to make some money. God. So this is ZITA, it’s an Extra-Small. I love the slits at the side, the high neck, it’s really cool. So yeah, perfect base for the other bits. Really, really nice. And obviously the clogs, which we love. I’m going to just quickly talk through my outfit.

Yas: Okay, so I’ve put this GLORI1 ANNETTE GÖRTZ coat over the top of my outfit. I’m... I don’t know if I’m 100% sold on it with what I’ve got on underneath, but I think it’s passable. It’s passable. And it’s a great coat. So I feel like although the outfit isn’t giving it much justice, the coat... just look at it on its... as it is isolated as a little piece. It’s gorgeous. It’s a size 42, which Jade, did you wear this size the other day?

Jade (Off-Camera): Yep.

Yas: Yeah, it’s nice because it’s... it’s quite a structured androgynous style coat. It’s quite masculine with the shoulder pads, straight fit. It doesn’t really come in anywhere. So I find when you get that style coat, it’s nice to go up a few sizes just so it feels a bit more oversized. And this does the job perfectly. And it is really a work of art. It’s such a statement, beautiful piece.

It’s kind of like a wool textured kind of boucle on the actual body of the jacket with tones of... would you say green? Green and rusty colors. Might work really well with actually pinks and kind of Jade’s outfit. Maybe not. Maybe the SABIA trouser from ANNETTE GÖRTZ, more like rusty burgundy, like the autumn kind of tones. It’s beautiful. Works beautifully with dark brown as well. I’ve got it on with the ANNETTE GÖRTZ HILL top, which I’ll show you in a minute. But that also complements it beautifully.

And this gold spray paint... I don’t think it’s spray paint, I think it’s physically painted on. It’s just so different and unique, it’s gorgeous. Um, so yeah, as I said, size 42. I’m liking it oversized, but it would probably fit plenty of room, it would probably fit up to like a 14 to 16. But if you want a more oversized fit, 14. I’d recommend. Um, it’s lined beautifully with this silky fabric. Gorgeous. It’s not too heavy either for a winter coat, quite lightweight.

Then I’ve got SORT AARHUS trousers and jacket. I love this little suit and I can’t believe we’ve got some left. So I thought I’d pop this on. It’s 50% off and you can get an extra 10 with the code INSIDER10. And I adore it. I’ve got the jacket actually in the brown. Um, this color’s really lovely. It’s kind of a mixture of gray and brown tones, and the brown is very, very, very subtle, but if I come close, maybe you can see that? Can you? Just about. All the brown, browny, caramel-y bits in it.

Um, I’ve got the size Small on. Um, I just love how nipped-in and neat they are. Actually, this is kind of a similar length to the RUNDHOLZ one that we’re all... that I’m really very excited about. Or maybe a bit shorter, probably about here. Um, but I just love the tailoring of it. It’s really structured, neat, and nipped-in. And I wear it just dressed down, a pair of jeans. They look great with this style jean from MUNTHE, especially the brown because it picks up all the thread detailing on it. It’s like the perfect match. So that’s a little tip.

And then underneath, I’ve got it on with the ANNETTE GÖRTZ HILL... I think it’s called HILL? HILLA? HILL? Brown top. And it’s like a clever double-layered situation, but it’s all one piece. It just looks like you’ve layered a sleeveless top over the top. Really nice length, quite short, boxy, soft against the skin. It’s just a really lovely rich brown tone that works really, really well with SORT AARHUS brown leather.

And then trousers, these are again SORT AARHUS, but I have gone to a size Medium just so they fit a bit more relaxed on the hip. Um, I know Eloise has a pair of these and she wears them high into the waist, which also looks great. But for me, I just prefer a bit more length and then to look a bit more slouchy. So I’ve gone for the Medium. And that’s them. Lovely.

Kirstie: Good evening. Is it evening yet? Yeah, it is, yeah. Because we’ve been on Prosecco so early. I’ve gone for the ANNETTE GÖRTZ in my favorite color which is black. And this is the HARRY top, and it’s beautiful. It’s got all the raw edges and the big sleeves. I absolutely love it. You see at the back, all the little details. Beautiful. This is a size 40 and the trousers are as well, so they are... I would go for the 38 but we don’t have it in that size. Tucked up a little bit, but the top is at that length for me.

And then the trousers, they’ve got two little buttons, a zip, and then elasticated at the back. So super comfy. You’ve got the little raw edges, as you see all the threads coming out. Really... really classy, I think. You feel... you feel really comfy. And you can at the bottom, you can ruche them if you want to. So it’s got little... little drawstrings, elasticated there that you can just ruche them up a bit, but I’ve let them out. And then I’ve put them on with some black... I want to say Crocs again.

Jade (Off-Camera): CLOGS.

Kirstie: CLOGS! Which are super comfy as well.

Jade (Off-Camera): That’s Val, that is. She’s got us all saying Crocs.

Kirstie: It was... I did say it initially and then she caught on. Now we... it was my fault, but I keep saying Crocs too. And that’s me. Short and sweet. It’s me.

Paula: Good evening, all. So I’m sorry this... I have repeated last night’s show. Um, but we didn’t know, did we, Lydia? A bit of an idea: "What would you like us to wear tonight?" Hannah said... or Lydia said, "Oh, why don’t you wear Hannah and put it on?" Oh, Lisa wore it last night, "she looked much better than you do." So... but I have dressed it differently. Now I can’t argue, she probably did look better than me, but I’ve styled it differently.

Jade: Paula, she didn’t look better than you, you both look lovely. And it looks very different on both of you, so I think it’s quite right that we show it twice to show that it looks lovely on different women. You’ve got a one-off piece on as well with it.

Paula: And I’ve got a one-off... all day, as I said up... I walked in this morning, 10 o’clock, and it’s been ridiculous for the rest of the day. We had an incident where I was using Kirstie’s phone, don’t ask why. And then later on today, just... Karen and Kirstie have been sorting out all the stockroom ready for our new stock to come in. Karen came upstairs and she said, "Seen my phone?" On the desk? No. We ended up ringing two clients to see if they’d picked it up. I had... to accuse them of robbery! Jade, like robbery! Sorry, sorry Jenny.

So apologies for the phone calls. I had put it away safely in Jade’s bag. So then who looked like the villain but I, Jade? So I went from hero to zero in a split second. Should I wear this to Germany? It’s cold, you might need it. Do you want the matching scarf? Shall we get on with the show? Are we going to sort out your outfit?

Jade: Well, I just wonder what the priority really is and we can’t look a bugger, can we? This is CALA by the way, ANNETTE GÖRTZ. I think I need a bigger than a 36 though. We’ll be back in a minute.

Paula: You know, have you ever noticed, ladies and gentlemen, there is nobody else who comes on is interrupted. But when I come on, I’m interrupted. I don’t know. Maybe they’re trying to tell me something. However, let’s move on to the outfit. Feet first, this is the one... I’ve got on the fabulous SORT AARHUS boot that I tend to wear a lot. Sizes... I’m in 37. Sizes are running really low, ladies and gentlemen, so you know, if you’re going to have them, be quick off the mark because they are really, really getting very low.

Wearing the HANNOH suit. Size 36 pants, there’s a little bit of elastic at the back. They fit me snugly. I wouldn’t go down a size, I think these are absolutely fine. Got a nice feathered hem, or ragged hem, which makes it a bit more grungy. As I say, size 36. Jacket is size 40 because I like it a little bit bigger. And also, because I’ve given it a different look with the hoodie. Size 39 in the ZIPOMORO. I’ve made it look a little bit more sort of... well, they thought I’d got a skateboard outside. That’s... that’s the look I was going for: skateboard. That’s the back.

Now, if you want the top, it’s not online, you’d have to ring us because this was one... this is not online, it’s the only one. And I think I wore a hoodie a couple of times. Excuse me, it’s just that Karen’s got more bigger jackets. Again! It’s a good job I’m tolerant. So yeah, there you go, let’s have a look. Yay! Nice and casual, nice and warm. So if you want this one, ladies and gentlemen, you’ll have to give us a ring. Okay? Size Large. I’m going off before I get myself into more trouble. Well done, Paula. Thank you, darling. Lovely.

Yas: Um, so my second outfit is SORT AARHUS. Very different look. It’s gone from very suited and booted to quite casual and comfortable. Um, but I really like this kind of look from SORT AARHUS. The knitwear is absolutely beautiful this season and we do have quite a lot left in the sale. We’ve got the gorgeous boucle heavier black jumpers with the big roll necks and the crossover which are one of my favorite.

But this is a piece that has really gone under the radar for me all season. Um, we only have it left in, I think, an Extra-Large which I’m wearing and an Extra-Extra-Large. I think that’s right, let me know if I’m... yeah. But I think it doesn’t matter, they look better even more oversized. Um, it’s got that great shape to it where it’s shorter at the front and scooped down at the side. So I think even though it’s oversized, it creates a really lovely shape. You could even do a little tuck at the front if you wanted to lengthen the leg and just bring in the shape a little bit.

I think it’s just fab. Really easy and a lovely piece when you’re not sure what to wear. I had this one in the... with the buttons at the top, but it’s a bit more fitted. But I think the fact just having something a bit more relaxed is really lovely. And the color is fab, it goes with everything. It’s a really warm neutral oatmeal-y kind of color.

Um, and I’m wearing it with the matching trousers, which I think as a little co-ord just is a great look. Um, feels very expensive and put together even though, you know, you could wear this when you’re working from home or just nipping out to the shops. I think it’s lovely. Gorgeous. And I go up in these. Um, I’m actually in a Medium here and I prefer that because I can wear them a bit lower onto the hips because they’re quite a cropped length. So if I was to pull them to the waist... it’s not... it’s not great. It’s more of a culotte shape on me. But if... if you wanted to you could. But because they’re elasticated the whole way round, I like going up a size, Medium, and just dropping them on the waist. Because there’s nothing worse than an elasticated waistband that’s digging into you. So for me, a Medium is perfect.

And then the length is great. I love them with these boots, but equally they’d look great with kind of this style... LOFINA shoe. We’ve got two pairs of those left. 41 and 40 and a half. Yeah. Yeah. These are nice. These would look really nice. If you wanted more of a fuller shoe. Or boots, maybe? These. That’d dress them up a little bit.

Um, but yeah. Maybe I can put this on. I can’t stop. She’s on one now, on a roll. This is the MUNTHE faux fur or faux shearling jacket. Oh, yeah, that’s gorgeous. Yeah, that’s so cute. You can really dress this up and wear it out-out with a pair of jeans. Jade’s done that before. Pair of stacked chunky boots. Um, but equally throw it on with a really casual look and just feel a bit more put together. I love this. Gorgeous jacket from MUNTHE. And it’s a size 36, please. There she sits. 36. Great. That’s me done. Jade?

Jade: I haven’t really done anything else, just doing my own thing really, Yas. I tried this on. It’s not normal. Because I thought maybe I need a new jumper for Germany. But it is a little bit big. It’s a Large and it is a gorgeous jumper. Little bit too big. If it was a smaller size, I would 100% be stealing this. And then I put it on with the coat. Is this the 42? 40. 40.

Oh, she’s just buttoned it all up, but you know... that’s it. We sort them out, you undo things. That’s what happens all day long. You display and then we get into trouble. No, it looks nice with that color though. I’m very tempted to have this coat. I’m going to let you in on a little secret here: I’m very tempted. But for Germany, is it the right thing? Because I’ll have to take it off during the appointments and then it’s all about what I’m wearing underneath, isn’t it, really? Like, I could just have this, but oh, it’s so nice. It’s so nice. It’s very cool, isn’t it? Like the colors in it are just gorgeous. These are MUNTHE jeans, by the way. They are the OBEY. These are a size 10. That’s ironic. Yeah, something I am unable to do: obey.

When I go the gym, you know, there’s... it’s very... very nice, like a nice community at the gym and they all talk to you, which is fine some days. On other days I’m just like, "Oh, bloody leave me alone." But on some days it’s nice to have a little chat. The lady said this morning when I was there, she said, "Oh, do you... do you do the classes?" And I said, "No, I can’t do the classes." And she said, "Oh, why not? I find them really great." And I said, "No, because I can’t be told what to do." And it’s true. I can’t. I have literally said, "Oh, f-it," and walked out of classes more than once. So I can’t do that. So yeah, it is funny that these are called OBEY because I’m not able to do that.

But yeah, this is a size 40. If you want it, be quick because I am very, very close to stealing it. But as I said, for Germany it might not be the staple piece that I’m after because I will be taking it off.

Yas: What about the green leather, Jade?

Jade: Yasmin, no! I wanted FLAMINGO leather. It’s too grungy.

Yas: Well, haven't you got a FLAMINGO leather?

Jade: No, because it sold! I forgot to take it off-line!

Kirstie: Yas says she’s still in the FLAMINGO.

Jade: I want to be green, Yas! I don’t want to be FLAMINGO! No, that’s just what it’s like. And they’ve got chance to come in in the morning and start stealing. That’s why I’m not worried. You can have my pink jumper.

Kirstie: What pink jumper?

Jade: FLAMINGO. I can’t wear it, babe, I’m allergic.

Yas: Babe. Okay, are we saying goodbye or are we just going to...

Jade: Well, we could stay all night, I don’t mind. We can do, yes. I’m in a maze on the way, so help! Bye everyone. I don’t think we’ll be doing a show for a while, um, until next week. You’ll see us back on my birthday! Woo-hoo! And have we got to do the shows? No, you’re off-duty. Yay! Off-duty. Oh, no. We might go live from Germany, just check in.

Yas: You said that last time and you didn't.

Jade: With the wine. We’ll be on the story. Yeah, we certainly won’t be modeling clothes because that means taking a load with us and just... come on, no. But my birthday! Yay! I’ll be back. Really enjoying to be in work on Thursday. Honestly. It’s actually okay. It’s fine. It’s all right. She’ll do no work on her birthday, she’ll just be given gifts and she’ll drink wine. In work. There’s lots to get on with, isn’t there, Lydia? Put them on! Indeed. Right, I think we are ready to go. You are. I’m ready, I’m more than ready. Thanks for watching, everyone! See you next week! Bye!