LIVE SHOW TRANSCRIPT

Jade (Off-Camera): We are live.

Val: Well hello ladies. I just had a senior moment then. I'm stood here because we were chatting and I heard Eloise shout "Live!" and I thought, "What for? What? Oh yeah! Hello!" We have the best fun when we do these shows, and it's even more fun when we get to this point in the sale because it is a bit tougher to do the shows because obviously we've got to look for sizes and the sizes are depleted massively. And then you find pieces that you haven't seen. Look at this bad boy! I love it. I'm guessing this is MAINLINE, is it?

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah.

Val: It's absolutely stunning.

Jade (Off-Camera): She nearly, she nearly didn't come on because she said, "I wonder if I could have this altered slightly because it's slightly too big so that I can have it." And we said, "Valerie, we're supposed to be selling these things!"

Val: I know, I know. And the only reason it's too big, it is a MEDIUM, but it's a good-sized MEDIUM. And like Jade, one of our features, we have one feature—we have small waists.

Jade (Off-Camera): I've got many features, Mother.

Val: Hallelujah. And so I would like it to fit there for me and then it's so good on the hips, isn't it? If you've got a pair of hips, this is just fantastic. So although it fits, it does, I would prefer that it was tighter. That's just my preference. But as a piece, it's stunning. Is it BLACK GLOSS?

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah. Show us the back because that’s just gorgeous.

Val: It’s gorgeous. I have a mind to message RUNDHOLZ and say, "Could you find me a SMALL please? I want this coat." It's so gorgeous. You'd just have it forever, wouldn't you? Literally, it'd be out every winter. In fact, I'd wear this in the summer in my evening jacket.

Jade (Off-Camera): You can with that weight though, because it's like a denim jacket weight. It's not really dependent on weather at all.

Val: Absolutely not. It's stunning. And these silk blouses—Lisa inspired me because she's put the red one on, I don't know what color it's called, CRAB?

Jade (Off-Camera): CRAB. You’re in LAGOON, love.

Val: Oh, I'll have a bit of GREEN. They're just gorgeous. This is EXTRA LARGE but I just wanted a lot of fabric. And I've got the BLACK LABEL TECHNO skirt. Now they come up a bit long this year, but that doesn't matter. I mean, I'm short as you know, so I just tuck it over a bit at the top. Really, really soft. Really comfy. Really stretchy. I'm in the SMALL.

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah.

Val: So they're generous, but they stretch anyway, it really doesn't matter. What—and I've got these are my SORT AARHUS. I keep saying that.

Jade (Off-Camera): Clogs.

Val: Clogs. SORT AARHUS.

Jade (Off-Camera): When you start wearing your clogs to work is the day I definitely tell you enough's enough.

Val: It cost more!

Jade (Off-Camera): It cost more.

Val: I don't mind a pair of clogs to be honest. I think they're comfy. You know, do your gardening in them.

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah, at home it’s allowed.

Val: Waterproof, I love the bulbous, the bobbly bits at the bottom. Anyway, each to their own. So these are mine, so they look a little bit, you know, weather-worn, they are. I wear them all the time, I live in them. So that's me. What—is this MAINLINE?

Jade (Off-Camera): DIP. DIP.

Jade (Off-Camera): I really like that shirt actually, that is a shirt I’d wear.

Val: It’s just gorgeous. It’s got—it’s a little bit mottled. I'm not with it today, forgive me ladies. It's a bit mottled and shiny. It's just—it's absolutely gorgeous. You could do a lot with it, couldn't you?

Jade (Off-Camera): When you move, what it’s doing is it’s catching the light to show kind of GOLDEN tones, but also BROWNISH tones.

Val: I'd wear this in the summer.

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah, as a little layer.

Val: Catch the light. On top of all your thin pieces. It's—it's gorgeous. Everything's gorgeous. I love RUNDHOLZ, I'm obsessed. Literally obsessed. We've got the spring/summer coming in and Lisa and I have just been talking about it in the changing room. And honestly, we're both—we're just obsessed, aren't we? If you haven't seen the pictures, have a look at our website. It's spectacular. I mean, there's no words. I mean, I know I bang on and of course I'm going to because you know, we sell it, but genuinely we sell it from a position of we are so passionate about it. It's so clever. It's such good quality. You keep your pieces for years and even if you put them in pre-loved, you get a good chunky bit of money back. It's mad. It's mad. It's wonderful. Anyway, back to winter because it's going to be snowy—

Jade (Off-Camera): She's blowing today, isn't she?

Val: It's going to be snowing this weekend, believe it or not. We're in Germany, we're off to Germany. We're going to see RUNDHOLZ autumn/winter '26. We're choosing our collections which, again, is just the best experience ever. Plus it's going to be snowing, so it's still worth looking at your winter pieces. The sale prices are amazing and we've still got phenomenal pieces.

Jade (Off-Camera): While we’re on that—a little bit of admin, personal admin. Do you have any idea what time we’re going on Saturday?

Val: Saturday afternoon, three o'clock. Ask me anything. Right, Lisa! I think so.

Jade (Off-Camera): Three or thereabouts. We’ll have a coffee at three tomorrow.

Lisa: Good evening. I've gone for a skirt for a change. I've not had this piece on before. So it's the DIP CRAB and BLUE NAVY—like NAVY BLUE MEDIUM. What's it called? CRAB MEDIUM then?

Val (Off-Camera): Yeah.

Lisa: It's nearly BLACK, isn't it?

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah. I see it as DARK PURPLE. Very, very DARK PURPLE.

Lisa: I think it would go with everything.

Jade (Off-Camera): I think it’s one of them where if you put the BLUE in, it makes it look BLUER, but if you put PURPLE with it—It’s INKY. That’s the color kind of.

Lisa: Yeah, that—

Jade (Off-Camera): That is nice, that little combo!

Lisa: That's nice!

Jade (Off-Camera): Honestly, you’d think that we’d put these things together every day to show outfits but—

Lisa: It's all brand new, isn't it? It's all brand new. So I just wanted to layer it up and by putting the MAMA B INM-IMOTIVA on, I thought that just sort of made it a little bit more casual. We’ve got the side splits which show off all the layers underneath. It's just such a good layering piece, that MAMA B, isn't it? It's just the comfiest, it's that beautiful fleece that they have. I like the IMOTIVA because they've got a really high split and then you've still got the little drop at the back and I like the tight arm. I like an oversized jumper but I like a tight arm.

Jade (Off-Camera): It's a bit like a tabard shape, isn't it? Because it is like completely square. I think it’s very cool. I mean, this is EXTRA SMALL.

Val (Off-Camera): Morris dancers now.

Jade (Off-Camera): Morris dancers? Tabards and Morris dancers. Is she alright? Have you had too many mushrooms in your tea?

Val (Off-Camera): She is taking a lot of these vitamins now, Jill. I do wonder—I worry that, I mean, she might be overdosing on LION'S MANE and whatnot.

Lisa: Yeah, listen, I've got to get a few more years in me.

Val (Off-Camera): Them mushrooms haven't done anything for me.

Jade (Off-Camera): To my brain? Some CBD? You’re not getting any cleverer.

Val (Off-Camera): No, it’s too late, Lis.

Jade (Off-Camera): But you have to ask yourself, if you hadn’t been taking them, how ditzy would you be?

Val (Off-Camera): Oh my god, yeah. It’s a good question, isn’t it? Because what it’s doing is at least maintaining where you were. And given our age, we should be going backwards.

Jade (Off-Camera): Right. Perhaps we should stop spiking Paula.

Lisa: What?

Jade (Off-Camera): Perhaps we should stop spiking Paula. Put a bit in her brew then she’ll get less tipsy. Maintaining her.

Lisa: Yeah, you could all do with maintaining to be honest. Fine, that's me. I like the way it showed the CRAB on the top as well. Do you want to see the under pieces?

Jade (Off-Camera): You look very studious with your little collar out, don't you?

Lisa: I am. I like a little collar that’s done up to the top. I don’t know why. It’s like—I like the grunge but I like the little neatness bits of it. So this is the same blouse that Val had on. I am wearing LARGE. It's a beautiful piece, like you say, it's summer weight, dressy. So by taking that off, I think I now look a bit dressy. And then underneath I've got the CRAB T-shirt. So I've got lots of layers, so you now got the neck revealing.

Jade (Off-Camera): Very nice. Very nice, isn’t it?

Lisa: And then I've got my favorite boots on.

Jade (Off-Camera): You can afford to layer now that everything’s half price as well, can’t you? It means that you can justify all those layering pieces and then—because that mesh makes such a difference. It just adds that layer of just absolute fashion and class. I love it. What boots are they? LOFINA?

Lisa: No, SLAUGHTERHOUSE. The ones with the stretchy leg and the toe cap. My favorite. Everything's mostly 8-9... oh I don't know what they are. 8921? No, they're not. They're the other ones I've just seen out. It’s that one, yeah. 8921! Whoo! Get in, Lis! See, the LION’S MANE is working.

Jade: Hello! So I got really, probably too excited really, seeing as they're not actually mine, but I got really excited on behalf of you guys that a pair of these trousers had been returned. I was like, "Ah! I can wear them on the show!" and I was so excited because these trousers have been sold out forever and yet a pair appeared and I was like, "What the heck?" So I'll start at the top, but you know what they are.

Lisa (Off-Camera): Eeee!

Jade: So the inspiration was the trouser, but then I decided, I wonder if I can put a BLACK LABEL jumper with them and get the color right, and I think this does it. So this is the DIP CRAB in the trouser, but if you've been paying attention for the rest of the season, you'll know that some of the CRAB is rusty and ORANGEY. These—this particular way the CRAB’S coming up in the denim is very kind of PINKISH. So it doesn't necessarily mean that every color CRAB goes with every color CRAB, you do have to kind of have a little think. And I just wondered if I went into BLACK LABEL, would any of the REDS go? And I really did think it's probably not going to work, and then I found this one and I thought, I think RUNDHOLZ himself would do that given half a chance. Because if you had a look in the lookbook or you've got a lookbook, there was a few items that had the PANAM written on them, and there was some knits with this kind of texture in the DIP. Now we didn't buy them because actually we chose other options. But the color is very, very close to this, and this is the ROSE from BLACK LABEL, but it's been woven with BLACK. So it doesn't come up like the rest of the ROSE. It's a little bit grungy, a bit earthy, and I think that color combination is absolutely lovely. And actually I really insist—I really insist that if you're buying these trousers, you have to buy this jumper because I'm that convinced.

Val (Off-Camera): Is it a condition of purchase?

Jade: I do think it is, yeah. Because I do feel like it would be wrong. Yeah, it would be wrong for the set. I just—I really am very, very passionate that this is the best outfit I've worn all year, basically. The jacket is TURF—TURF WASH MAINLINE. I'm going to take it off, I think it's ONE SIZE.

Lisa (Off-Camera): Yeah. I can’t believe this is still here.

Jade: The code is 1031215. Is it in the sale or is it full price? I'm not sure. Some of the items obviously if they're BLACK aren't, but I'm not sure where we stand with TURF BLACK, that's two colors. I don't know where we sit with that.

Lisa (Off-Camera): It is. It is in the sale.

Jade: Oh well that will definitely get—TURF BLACK is in the sale, TURF GLOSS is not. I like this jumper so much. I'm going to tell you a secret: I would have never picked this up to try on because it did not do it for me at all on the hanger. What a mistake! What a mistake. I tried it on and I'm like, "Oh my god, I love that!"

Lisa (Off-Camera): What a lovely shape.

Jade: Yeah, isn't it? It's very—it's very DIP. I would have thought this was a DIP or MAINLINE piece as soon as I put it on. I was like, "That is a great jumper." And I've got to say, I have a bit of a problem with RED. I don't know why. I don't like RED. I don't gravitate towards it at all. So when I put this on, I wasn't expecting to love it as much as I do, but now I feel like I have to have one. Like, I love it that much. I like the color—collar! It's like little stand-uppy. How nice is that? And then it's got this—and again, I don't really like a seam detail, but—

Lisa (Off-Camera): You’re on the change, Jade!

Jade: I don't know—I don't know what is happening, but I'm living for it. I love everything about this jumper, so much that—and I love the trouser. I feel like—

Lisa (Off-Camera): Any lace, Jadey?

Jade: Where have I been? What have I been doing?

Val (Off-Camera): You do have your moments, to be fair.

Jade: Where have I been? What have I been doing all season? Messing around when this whole outfit was here? I feel like Yas. You know when Yas puts colors together and it looks really good and she just looks fantastic and really like grungy and cool? I feel like that's what this is doing. So you've got to be quick on them. SLAUGHTERHOUSE, Mum.

Val (Off-Camera): Are you going to show them?

Jade: No.

Val (Off-Camera): Okay, you’ve not zipped them up.

Jade: I’ve not zipped them up. No. Okay. I’ll show you this side. Yay! You can see this side.

Lisa (Off-Camera): Is it because you couldn’t be bothered or—?

Jade: Yeah, couldn’t be bothered. But I—I can. And I've got an announcement. So—and so has Eloise by the sounds of it.

Eloise (Off-Camera): That’s not me!

Jade: I've been saying all season that these boots are the best boots in the world for people with a wide ankle because you can stretch them over. I've changed my mind now. I’ve moved on. Because whilst that is true and I can get those on, it's not dead easy. Like, I do get a little bit of a thumb ache when—because I'm there for a while, I've got massive calves. But these boots—not the same. These, all these buckles undo so that you can make them really, really relaxed. Then look! They only come to there. And it's quite a high boot, it's not too... alright. So I mean, obviously I've got little pale legs at the moment, but a pair of tights and I could easily wear a little skirt of some description. So if you are wide-calved, I've changed my mind. What do you think, Kirsty? You're wide-calved.

Kirsty (Off-Camera): I think yeah, they fit me better.

Jade: I struggle with those. I can do it, yeah, but I will persevere if I have to, if I’ve got a zip—and zipping them up I have a real job. Like, there gets to a point in your life where you realize when you're on the floor like this and you've been there for 35 minutes, you think, it's just not worth it. And then I discovered these boots and I was like, now that's what I'm talking about. So yeah, they're the new best boots for "cankles." And I think we've got quite a few pairs left because we bought loads of them. So yeah. And then I've just got my little Barbour on, going to be honest. The trouser—always best I find. Trousers. I’m an EXTRA SMALL. Oh, we’ve got a query. Kirsty’s later saying "It suits you, Jade."

Lisa (Off-Camera): I love it!

Jade: Pat Hughes is saying, "Hi lovelies!" and then one more—Claire Beth. 16 Interiors—who is—yeah, Joe is saying, "I have it and I love it!"

Lisa (Off-Camera): Oh, fabulous! The jumper?

Jade: I’m not sure. We’re not sure. She has something and she loves it. Whatever it is, she’s got it. Anyway, and also Joe, while you’re on, thank you so much for Minna's little gift. I haven't given it to her yet, but Minna's got a new doctor's kit. Oh no! You know what that means. Grandma! Are you dead? It’s too late, Mum, she’s dead! Poor me! Mommy! She’s hilarious. Honestly we have so much fun with the doctor’s outfits. I—I play things. Thank you, Joe!

Lisa: Right, I've gone really girly tonight. So from me skirt, now a dress. Frills! It's working, Lis. Yeah, I love it. I’m getting a bit excited for summer stuff because I’ve had a thing with puff sleeves. Oh! That's my girly side, I like a crop. So I've gone BLUE tonight. This is the big oversized bomber jacket which has a little tie detail in the side so you can make it even more relaxed and balloon. Really nice color.

Jade (Off-Camera): Great color. Lovely, isn’t it? Oh, did you want the—sorry, one sec.

Lisa: Yes, please, Lis.

Jade (Off-Camera): Sorry.

Lisa: Perfect, thank you. So yeah, got the PLU PATCH—PLU PATCH!

Jade (Off-Camera): Did you say that? I thought it was BLUE.

Lisa: PLU PATCH. PLU PATCH. Yay! Keep taking them mushrooms. It's ONE SIZE, this jacket, and they are MAINLINE. Should show you the back. Very cute. I’ve got the little cropped one. Shall I slip that one on?

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah, let’s see that as well. It’s just here. Thank you.

Lisa: So this is even more girly. I think that one grunges the outfit up. This is just even cuter. Look at that. It just gives you the waist because it finishes at the right point. The top's wrong, I've got underneath. But gorgeous. Again, I think this is ONE SIZE. Limited piece. I think they’re both BLACK. So cute.

Jade (Off-Camera): Very cute.

Lisa: Thank you. And then I’ve got the ONE SIZE—this is my favorite jumper in BLUE. The cropped ONE SIZE sweatshirt piece. Got the little patch, shorter at the front, gets down at the back. Very clever how she hasn't got the ribbing on the front, it's on the back and it's on the half-cuff. Got these old edges. Beautiful. And then I've got the really cute dress on. Look at this!

Jade (Off-Camera): This is such a good layering piece, isn’t it? It might be worth seeing you with this on with it as well.

Lisa: Oh yeah, give me that little jacket. Oh yeah, that is very nice. Look at that. This is EXTRA SMALL. Thank you. Oh, Val’s giving it to me. Sharing the love. Oh yeah. That is cute. I think this is—I don't know why you’re trying to sell this, Val, you need this in your line! Look at it. It’s just beautiful. Oh, look at that for an outfit. That’s lovely. Why can’t you make more?

Jade (Off-Camera): You can't have it, Val, it’s just sold!

Lisa: I knew it! I said as soon as this is seen it will be gone, it's so special. Look at it, it’s beautiful.

Jade (Off-Camera): Will you put the new MYRA LAMBERT necklace on that’s just come back into stock with the pearls?

Lisa: Oh, the key! Oh, we need the key. I don't know how quickly we can do it. It's right there. We—I'll just talk about it while you get it out. So we found a new jewelry designer, MYRA LAMBERT. Have we got the name right? Yeah, MYRA. She’s just amazing and it'll look really good on your BLACK outfit, that's why I was thinking. So these are freshwater pearls. They've got such a color to them. But it’s seriously a bit of us because it’s got the big pin. Can you see that? Oh! Is it in shot? It is amazing!

Jade (Off-Camera): That is cool! It’s so, so cool.

Lisa: And then she's done bracelets. Wow. Have they sold the bracelet?

Jade (Off-Camera): No, haven’t sold it already.

Lisa: Very nice. Very fashionable. I just got to show them off, I'm so thrilled found this designer. These are the bracelets which she can have with a crystal or without. But they've just—they've just got a bit of attitude, a bit of—you know. So if you wore them together—Look at that! Isn’t that delicious? So yeah, just showing them off because we just had a restock because they literally sold out just before Christmas. We managed to get more. But my favorite piece is that necklace. I think it's stunning.

Jade (Off-Camera): Love it! Love it.

Lisa: That's it then. We done? Yeah, there we go.

Jade: We're not doing really long shows at the moment, ladies, because we do know that we've shown a lot of these pieces at least once or twice because we are at the end of the season. And also you guys are shopping all the time because we've got all these discount codes available. So shut your ears, Mum. We've got a discount code for 30% further off Outlet and that's—is that EXTRA30? EXTRA30. We've also got an extra 10% off some of our autumn/winter stock, which is INSIDE10. There are a few exclusions, so if you get to checkout and put the codes in, they will automatically take your checkout down if it is eligible.

Val: Can we just say for those two, these are loyalty discounts, so they're not online. These are for our very loyal customers and we’re big on that, really, really big that you get your first choices.

Jade: Yeah, that's why we do the discount code as opposed to making it very visible on the website. It really is a thank you for your continued support. And when we see the reaction, it tells us two things: one, that you read our emails, which is so special, we like you! And secondly, the pieces that we've got left, it's so strong this season. It's honestly, it's just been phenomenal. We couldn't be more pleased, could we? We just can't believe what this month's doing. So thank you ladies and I'm glad you agree with us that the collections are amazing. Have a lovely evening! It's hump day, so tomorrow's Thursday, it's the end of the week. Woo-hoo! Officially hump day.

Val: Wednesday, yeah. Wednesday. Do you know what that used to mean in my day?

Jade: Oh, stay tuned!

Val: Of course it did! If you went for a hump, you'd—

Jade: Okay, bye-bye! Bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!