LIVE SHOW TRANSCRIPT

Jade (Off-Camera): We are live.

Yas: Oh, do me. No warning there!

Jade (Off-Camera): Sorry, no, there wasn't any warning on this. I think people got to show my face, nevermind. No, looking at you!

Yas: Hello girls. So, as you know, we are at deep, deep sale now. So, we've got a couple of discount codes active at the moment. If you receive our weekly roundup emails, then you will have received those, but if you've missed it, we have got INSIDER10. That's full capitals, no spaces, one zero, INSIDER10. That's for an extra 10% off a lot of the sale pieces. So, that's all the Autumn/Winter stock. There's a few exclusions, RUNDHOLZ isn't in it, ANNETTE GÖRTZ isn't in it, I don't think. Anyway, if it's eligible, it'll be there and the girls will put a little reminder on the email at the end. And there's also a 30% off additionally to the outlet sale. So, the outlet sale is where things are at up to 90% off anyway. However, because we're at a point in the season where we really are anticipating huge, huge deliveries arriving imminently, we have decided to do an extra 30% off already crazy bargain prices just to simply let you enjoy what's left of the outlet and clear the decks ready for the new season's stock. So, there's lots of great pieces, it's all available in the outlet or in the Autumn/Winter collection. There's lots to think about there, I've really forgotten what I was talking about. Anyway, with all that said and done—why am I speaking like I'm like I don't know what's going on today?

Jade (Off-Camera): Presenting.

Yas: I'm so sorry. With all of that said and done—what? Oh, reset. Right! I'm starting again. Just going to start again. We're going to pretend that didn't happen.

Jade (Off-Camera): Go on then, you're supposed to say something!

Yas: Hello ladies! Welcome to the show, it's Tuesday. We're going to show you a little mash-up of some of our favorite pieces that are still remaining. It's kind of inspired by Liesa's idea to do "Last Ones," and then there was a few other pieces that we threw in because actually we were like, well, I just love this and there's no reason for this still to be here. So, that's what we're going to do. So, and we've got to be quick, too, because Mom's got an MOT and she's stranded in Crewe, so I've got to go and pick her up. So, that's our life. I am wearing an ANNETTE GÖRTZ, this absolutely delectable—delectable, is that a word?

Jade (Off-Camera): Mmm-hmm.

Yas: Delectable coat. It's a size 42, which is kind of perfect because it's a little bit roomy, which is nice for this shape. And it's called GLORY 1. It's absolutely beautiful. It's got this painted-on, literally hand-painted GOLD paint and then textured, patterned background. What? I'm going to—I'm actually going to just throw my head against the wall because I just don't know what's going on with me. Anyway, underneath that—I think this is a last one. I can't say for sure, I'm not guaranteeing it. But if it is, then make sure it's you that's bought it. Oh, now I look all creased, I'm sorry. I don't know how I've done that. And I don't want to because I don't want to ruin this amazing outfit because it's so nice. This is the SORT AARHUS suit, and we've tried them on before. I've had it on now and again. I don't think I've ever tried the BLACK on because I always gravitate towards that orangey color because that's kind of with my sort of blondie-ginger hair, I like it with that. But I'm really, really enjoying this BLACK. And as far as a piece that's going to transition easily, this could be it because it's—whilst it's like a wool mix, it's really lightweight. Do you find that with yours, Liesa? That you can't feel that you've got it on? It's brilliant. So, to wear into the beginning of Spring, very, very easily done. This is a Large, the jacket, which is perfect because if I wanted to do it up, I could. It's not the most flattering when I do that because I've got very [INAUDIBLE] boobs. But I think it works. I think if I could—if I just pulled my boobs out a bit, new, better bra. I've broken my favorite bra, you know the one I had off across the road?

Jade (Off-Camera): Oh no!

Yas: The clasp's come off and it's all bent. So, even if I was to ask for Pam to alter it, the the actual clasp—although actually I suppose you can get bra clasps. That must be a thing you can buy. Because the bra itself—yes, see, perfect—the bra itself is absolutely fine. It is literally just the clasp at the back because I don't put it on and off properly and I just tug at it a bit and I'm lazy. But yeah, that's why my boobs are not quite right today because they're not in their favorite bra.

Jade (Off-Camera): They are not!

Yas: Having a bad day. So, this is a Large, as I just said, which is perfect. And what am I, like a 12? A busty 12. And then the trousers are a Medium and they are just right too. They've got the button, they do need a steam because I can see in this light they're all creased. But I swear when I put them on downstairs, they looked perfect. So, I'm really sorry, I would have steamed them. But you can see they're a cracking trouser. And it's all SORT AARHUS, so I put the SORT AARHUS stacked shoes on, which—not in the sale—but you can't blame us, they are so perfect for all year round. And they're the most comfortable things in the whole world. So, that's me. Who wants to come? What about you, Paula? Because you've got your coat on. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Paula: Evening all. So, I am rocking—apparently—the ANNETTE GÖRTZ. But I'm going to go from feet upwards. SORT AARHUS boots, you know these are one of my favorites. Zip at the side. I'm in size 37 and a half. They do fit, but I couldn't wear a pair of thick socks with them. So, jeans—Liesa and I, this is typical of Liesa and I, when we say what shall we wear, you can bet your bottom dollar we've both gone for the same thing. And it was—Liesa's been looking for the trousers I was putting on and she said, "Ah, that's where they are." So, these are the RUNDHOLZ MAINLINE, size 8. I love these because they come right up into my waist. No give in them, so be mindful of that. They've got little patch pockets here, patch pockets at the back. I think they really give a nice bomb. And I don't really have a good bomb, I've got a flat bomb, but this gives me a reasonable bomb. And underneath, ANNETTE GÖRTZ CLOUD in the GREEN. I'm in size Small. I'll just show this as well first before I take the coat off. Why this is still here, I've no idea. Size 36. I had the short version and I wear it a lot. This is obviously the long version. Nice big collar. So warm, because it's been so cold today, hasn't it?

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah!

Paula: We've been fighting over that heater. To reveal—I'll just give you that, Yas. The heater in here—it goes on, and it goes off. It goes on, and it goes off. This is it. It's got a really nice collar, so you can exaggerate it or pull it up. I've got a little MAMA B underneath because I think most of us have got one of these on today. That's like the little vest. That's the back. Lovely sleeves. I haven't tucked it in anywhere because I quite like that slouchy look.

Jade (Off-Camera): That looks really cool.

Paula: And that's me. I've got a couple of other things I'm going to wear with the jeans and the boots, but Liesa's now rocking—quick change, because Mom's on an MOT.

Liesa: Yeah, Jade's only doing one outfit. I'm having—what's it called? What's it called? When in America when they go away for a bit and then they come back?

Jade (Off-Camera): Sabbatical.

Liesa: Thank you! Oh, sabbatical. No one in in England actually knows what that is, by the way. If you're watching from America, no one knows what that is. We just hear it on sitcoms and go, "What is it called?" My mom said "Sabbatical."

Yas: Sabbatical.

Liesa: Sabbatical. Not speckle, love, no. Sabbatical.

Yas: So yeah, so what is it? Holiday?

Jade (Off-Camera): I think it's a break, a work break.

Yas: Oh!

Liesa: I thought it was like a stress break, like leaving for a bit because I'm stressed.

Jade (Off-Camera): Oh, okay. I think—I'm not sure if that's what it is or whether people just tend to have them because of that. Yeah. It's like you go on—you pause your job role for like six months. You go away on a beach, have some lovely cocktails, and then come back.

Liesa: Well, I want a sabbatical! Off you go, go sit in Crewe with the broken car.

Jade (Off-Camera): I'll have a sabbatical! Do you get wine?

Yas: Yeah! At the sabbaticos. Wow, we're a mine of useless information, aren't we? Just keeps on coming. Right, I'm in RUNDHOLZ MAINLINE as well as Paula. I've gone for the—it's like a dip-dye. Which is lovely. I've not worn these before, and I've not worn this shirt before. We call it a shirt, but no. You could wear it as a jacket. What do you wear yours like, Jade? Do you wear it as a jacket or shirt?

Jade (Off-Camera): Mmm, I treat it as a pullover, really.

Liesa: So, I'll wear it if I want something over a t-shirt, but like a denim jacket. I try and behave like it's a denim jacket, yeah. It's cute, isn't it? But it does throw you. It does. In the morning, you're thrown when you come to get dressed. What are you? It's the same with this one, I've got this one as well.

Yas: Yeah.

Liesa: They're like, "What are you? Coat?" So, I treat it like a jacket, but I don't call it a jacket because it isn't one. Me and Yas had a big debate about this. You can't call it a jacket because it's not a jacket. It's a pullover.

Yas: It's definitely a jacket.

Liesa: No, it's not got a zip! You can't jacket it on.

Yas: My theory was, why would they call a jacket potato a jacket potato if it wasn't in a skin? You can't zip that skin!

Liesa: What about a quarter-zip? The fleece, what do you call that? A jacket?

Yas: Definitely not a jacket. It's a jumper.

Liesa: The clue's in the name: a quarter-zip fleece. You don't call it a coat, you call it a fleece.

Yas: Could be a jacket.

Liesa: Right, I'm going to have to fall out with all of you. Because this is something I feel quite—quite personally offended by. So, I have on a jacket, a shirt, and a pullover—whatever you want to call it. Yeah. It's beautiful. You've got the gorgeous dip-dye here which ties in with the jeans. I am wearing a 36, and they're pretty bob on, I would say. They've got a nice side—side pocket, no pockets at the back.

Jade (Off-Camera): Nice bomb!

Liesa: I've got a nice bomb. Get the field, looks lovely on me. I love the raw edges, and it looks like—they look really retro because it looks like you've worn them for a bit and then let the hem down. Yeah. Really cool. I've got the AMBRA boot on, same as Paula. God, I'm like your mirror tonight.

Paula: We are, aren't we?

Liesa: Yeah. And this—whatever you want to call it—this I'm wearing in a 34, though. So, I wouldn't want to go any smaller. I'm not sure I can get it off on here.

Jade (Off-Camera): You can't go any smaller, Liesa, because they don't make them any smaller than 34!

Liesa: That wasn't very elegant, I do apologize. Thank you, Paula.

Yas: Keep calling!

Liesa: Thank you! All the fun of the fair. Got the AERIS—it is AERIS, isn't it? This one? Top on. Whoa, that was hard work. This is lovely in the—I don't know what color it is, CREAM. Is it called VANILLA? That looks really cool, doesn't it? That top? It's great. I like it. For those who haven't got a boob like me, it gives me a bit of shape. And then I think Yas wears it, and she's got boob and it sort of minimizes it, I think. It's very clever. They are very warm, I think they are a wool mix. So, they're beautiful. So, that's me.

Paula: Take your time, Yas, I've got to get a full change. Take my time. So, keeping with the same pant and boot, RUNDHOLZ MAINLINE. I think this is such a lovely jumper. It feels fabulous against my skin. Sorry, excuse me. Oh, yeah, so it feels fabulous against my skin, and I'm always mindful of that because I do have sensitive skin. So, this feels great. Yes, dear, photo. Sorry, excuse me, I'll just have to take my time. Oh, she's rushing me now. A bit, yep. Thank you. Where was I? Oh yes, RUNDHOLZ MAINLINE. I'll show you this without the coat. It's just so easy, isn't it? You go out, you're looking nice and warm, but also looks good. I think it looks great. On that denim and CREAM. And then this is the HANNO WESSEL. Now, it is size 44, but I think it's a lovely throw-on. Color is beautiful. And I've just put the sleeves—cuffs up a little bit to show off.

Jade (Off-Camera): Are you sure that's the last one?

Paula: I just, yeah.

Jade (Off-Camera): It definitely isn't. It definitely not the last one. We've got quite a few actually, which is good.

Paula: Oh, why have I got the 44 upstairs then?

Jade (Off-Camera): I don't know, Paula. You're the sales lady, aren't you? What happened to "shop your own"?

Paula: You know what I've just done? Landed myself in it. That's exactly what I've done, landed myself in it. Yes, okay. Office. There's the back.

Jade (Off-Camera): Why does it say "Out of Stock"?

Yas (Off-Camera): In 36 and 34.

Jade (Off-Camera): Oh! Oh, right. Oh, this is handy! So, we've actually got it in a 38, a 40, a 42, a 44, and a 46. Have you been hiding these?

Paula: Not to my knowledge.

Jade (Off-Camera): Because everybody that sees this buys them. So, what's been going on? Right, me and you in that little office later, right? Can't keep going on, can it? Can't! The rope is getting shorter and shorter. Oh, rope! The rope is getting shorter and shorter. Talking of which, have you got the rope?

Liesa: Yeah, I'm holding on.

Jade (Off-Camera): She's holding on to the rope, I'm holding on trying to keep you occupied. Are you ready, babe? She's in again! Oh, she's back in her favorite, look at that.

Liesa: Did you get the picture? Now, if we come to the—to the bottom of this. Well, what do I think? Am I allowed to say?

Jade (Off-Camera): I think we're allowed to put these.

Liesa: Well, we told them to!

Jade (Off-Camera): Not yet, because—oh, bloody hell. Right, that's it. This is TURF wash. We've decided, Jade.

Liesa: Yeah.

Jade (Off-Camera): We think these should be in the sale. TURF should be in the sale because it's not BLACK. This is in the sale already, but these aren't marked down. So, can you fix it please? So, watch out. Can you put a little message into—I've got three or four pieces, five pieces in total over there that we think we could possibly add. I thought they were in the sale to be honest, so I don't know where we—I don't know what we've been doing, Liesa. So, if you could filter TURF wash, there's a couple pieces about to go on. These trousers included. These are beautiful. They're more of a going-out trouser, I'd say. More dressy. The fabric has got a lovely sheen to it. They're sticking to me slightly because I've got leggings on underneath. I'm sorry about that.

Jade (Off-Camera): That's how cold she is, girls, that she's got leggings on under—she waited in an MOT today, so I have to have leggings on underneath.

Liesa: And they are a little bit big for me, but I don't mind that because they dropped. They're basically the leather.

Jade (Off-Camera): Yes!

Liesa: Aren't they? They're the same shape.

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah.

Liesa: But in like a paper cotton. Gorgeous. These would be incredible for when it warms up a bit. Oh, done my little button up. I've not put these on yet either.

Jade (Off-Camera): Have you not?

Liesa: No! They're gorgeous.

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah, you'll like them.

Liesa: I do like them. They are literally the leathers. And I've only got—I've only got one size left upstairs, so be quick. They're gorgeous. Now, obviously they might not get reduced immediately because the team will have to actually do that, so if they aren't reduced in the next hour or so, then feel free to get in touch. Copy!

Jade (Off-Camera): Yeah, just one last thing.

Liesa: Yeah, so that's that. This little one came back, bless her. She's beautiful. This is the Medium. I love cropped jackets, it's just so lovely. This is in the sale already. And I've got the same color, same top on as I had before. TURF. Goes well, doesn't it, I think? Mmm, it is—it's a bit off. Yeah, bit off. But with a bit—it's a bit GREENY when it's next to that TURF. But whilst the color's slightly off, I don't think it's wrong. I think it—it can tone and be nice. We're a bit low on tops. You look very grungy in those two colors together. Yeah, well I like that! Yeah, it's cool. I like looking grungy. And then I've got my own RUNDHOLZ MAINLINE pumps on, which I've lived in all winter. And we've got a couple of pairs of these left, I think. So, be quick!

Paula: This is my last bit now. I just thought, as the MAMA B is such a good price—usually is anyway—but when it's down to 50, it's even better. I've gone mad about hoodies, so I've thrown on the RIND hoodie, size Small. And so, same pant and shoe, or boot. MAMA B underneath. And I've thrown over the HANNO WESSEL puffer jacket, size 36.

Jade (Off-Camera): And you know what, Paula?

Paula: What?

Jade (Off-Camera): I'm glad you did that because it's going to get cold again at the weekend.

Paula: You see? I do listen.

Jade (Off-Camera): It's going to get chilly, and we're flying off to Germany. And whenever we go to Germany, the weather is always absolutely atrocious. So, now we're going to have probably snow, yeah, sleet. Look at that, gorgeous. It is so warm. I think it is 36, let me check for you ladies and gents before I—oh, typical, typical. It is, isn't it? I'm sure it's 36. 38! Oh, 38! So, I thought it felt big. There's plenty room, you want to put thicker sweaters under because we were told today by someone who came in who's a gardener, it's going to be really cold next week. So, really take advantage of the prices and everything. Yes, my darling.

Jade (Off-Camera): Angel Vintage says, "Paula, you make me roar. You're such a tonic."

Paula: Oh! Did you hear that? Have her! Take her! Take her for a day! 50% off! Plus 10! Plus— [LAUGHTER] Come on then, let's say goodbye. Come on then, come on you two. Should we just do you two because you look so gorgeous? Yeah, that looks really nice. You're in the right colors.

Yas: Of course.