LIVE SHOW TRANSCRIPT

Jade: Good evening, ladies. It is finally the day, kind of, to launch—oh, we’ve got reverb, thank you—feedback, feedback. To launch the very exciting new season available to pre-order from RUNDHOLZ DIP. So that is: set your clocks, midnight tonight, so officially tomorrow, you can view and purchase to pre-order.

Yas: Don’t wait until tomorrow, though. That would be my tip.

Jade: What, stay up until midnight?

Yas: Stay up.

Jade: Honestly, if someone said to me stay up until midnight, I’d be like, are you out of your mind?

Yas: But customers are doing it. I’ve heard from someone today, someone was in today and she said, “Oh, I’ll be there, burning the midnight candle,” or something—not sure what the phrase is—burning the midnight something.

Jill (Off-Camera): Oil.

Jade: Oil! Thank you, Jill. And I was like, well, I won’t be!

Yas: I will!

Jade: Obviously by 8:00 PM. And then my phone will start vibrating all night with the orders and I’ll be like, “Oh, shush,” then I’ll have to put it on the carpet. So yeah, so your joy is my annoyance, really, to be honest with you. But that’s not—that’s not the attitude, is it, girls?

Yas: Jade, that’s honestly terrible.

Jade: I know, you’ll be up, won’t you, checking it’s all working? Checking everything’s—

Yas: I—yes, as you know me—checking that everything isn’t for sale for zero pounds or something crazy.

Jade: Yeah, there is—there is that. That would be bad. Making sure no horrifying errors have occurred. Anyway, I’ll be sound asleep and—but that’s okay because I know what’s coming and I have already pre-ordered, so that’s allowed. That’s absolutely fine. My pieces are reserved. I’m not sure I’ll fit in them after Christmas because I think I ordered myself Extra Small. [Laughs]. But we can all laugh about that later. Honestly, honestly.

Yas: We do it every time.

Jade: Every time. “I’ll be skinny next year.” Yeah, I’m going to really work hard.

Yas: Why do we do that to ourselves?

Jade: Because, Yas, we’re ever hopeful. Aren’t we? We’re ever hopeful that we’re going to resist the temptation of family-sized portions of sweets and chocolate and cake. Even last night, after saying all week that I’m going to rein it in, I had the whole leftover lattice pie, which was a sticky toffee pudding pie.

Yas: Liesa’s face! She’s horrified!

Liesa: I did not!

Jade: I did, Liesa!

Liesa: Jade, can you just ring me next time, please?

Jade: What, “Liesa, I’m about to eat something delicious”?

Liesa: “Liesa, stop!” and I’ll say, “Stop!”

Jade: And I’ll go—there’s two words that spring to mind. I’ll be like, “Liesa, I’m already in the fridge, my head’s in it!” and remove it. My baby girl’s the same. She gets—she helps herself to chocolate for breakfast and I have to claw it out of her little tiny hands. Mean I know, we don’t do that anymore, it’s not Christmas now. Because obviously advent confused her because she was allowed a chocolate every morning, and because Grandma’s Grandma, it wasn’t just a chocolate, it was like a [INAUDIBLE] chocolate. So we’ve got some serious sugar addiction going on in our house. So anyway, if you’re like us and you’re costing yourself after Christmas, then join the club, we’re all in it together. Anyway, where we can go is enjoy good clothes that hide a multitude, and that is what this outfit is doing so very well for me. I’m obsessed with ANNETTE GÖRTZ. Everyone thinks I’m a RUNDHOLZ girl, but honestly, I’m more of an ANNETTE GÖRTZ girl. I absolutely—yes, go on! I’ve got a question in the back.

Yas: Mandy says, “Any idea if the DIP sizing is in line with winter? Will be gutted if I order the wrong size as the preview looks amazing.”

Jade: Okay, so I would say it is exactly the same because the fabric groups are similar. So the techno fabric, for example, that we’ve had in the DIP this time, is the same as the techno fabric that will be in the DIP this time. And there’s a few styles of trouser particularly that are exactly the same, so you can use your measurements from this time as an easy size guide because they should be absolutely the same. So on that note, things were coming up I think a little bit big this time in the techno, where we all could kind of go down a size. Yeah, so it should be exactly the same because they—there are two styles of pant that I’m thinking of. One is the VAL shape and then the other is the one that sold out. Auntie Jill?

Jill (Off-Camera): Yes?

Jade: Could you—would you mind?

Jill (Off-Camera): What?

Jade: Just coming in here and showing us your trouser?

Jill (Off-Camera): Oh!

Jade: Show us your trouser. Show us your trouser off, love. Have we profiled our exclusives? There she is, she’s a good girl.

Liesa: I thought I’d escaped.

Jade: Absolutely not! So these trousers—look at this. What an outfit! And Jill walked in and we were like, “Oh, she looks so nice.” So these trousers—sorry, I’m just going to show to there—they are not really that drop-crotch. They’re the ones that are pleated, wide-leg, techno fabric. Show us your pockets on the side.

Yas: Mandy says, “Looking fab, Jill.”

Liesa: Thank you very much.

Jade: Best outfit, isn’t it? Pockets on the side. So this trouser, we have had RUNDHOLZ make us exclusively for Spring/Summer in DIP because we love them so much and have loved them. And we think actually they’re a summer fabric, summer weight as well as winter. They’re definitely all year. So we’ve got those coming in. They are calling it CLOUD again?

Yas: Yeah, it’s got like a painter’s wash over the top.

Jade: Is it CLOUD or FOG? Or is it different in which ever—

Yas: FOG. FOG, maybe.

Jade: Anyway, either one. They’re available in all the different colours. We’ve ordered them in all the colours of the DIP and you’ve got kind of pastel colours you’ll see. When it all goes live tonight, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. But they’re lovely soft pastels and the finish is like that of a washed, hand-painted, dye—it looks like the sky. There’s a particular BLUE colour which is called SKY, and it really does look like a Michelangelo painting. So it’s that. So size-wise, style-wise, I can tell you that they’re there, they will sell out fast so don’t hesitate. And the trouser shape—the one that Val likes—they’re over there, I’ll show you a pair in a minute. It’s this sort of shape, isn’t it? This is the denim, but no, it is that sort of shape. We’ve got a RUST pair. These are exclusive, I’m telling you, all the—all the good bits before they even go live. So this one—so this is the other one. So if this has been one that you’ve fallen in love with this season and you’ve had—

Yas: I think they’re better.

Jade: This is the [INAUDIBLE]. Yeah, I think it’s slightly shorter.

Yas: It’s just not as fussy with the big pockets.

Jade: Yeah, she’s right. We’ve ditched the pockets, I think, haven’t we? Yeah. Okay, so—yeah! Oh! [Laughs]. Another one.

Yas: One more question. Angel Vintage says, “Will the DIP short-sleeve WHITE shirt with the lace trim on the sleeves be on the pre-order selection please?”

Jade: Yes! How do she know? How do you know? Who told you? Um, yeah, I love that. I’ve ordered one of those for me and Claire.

Yas: “Will you be having the usual BLACK LABEL cotton jumpers?”

Jade: Yes, absolutely. See, you should have done the soap thing to talk about it. Just ask all the questions. I said, can we not just not do a show tonight and just all sit here and talk about the new collection coming in, and Yas was like, “No, Jade, do a shift. Get in your clothes. Do what you’re supposed to do.” Yes, Yas-min.

Yas: I’m very impressed with the outfits tonight, so—

Jade: Yeah, I am! I think—well, I want to have this, basically. So this is RUNDHOLZ DIP, obviously. This is—it might be a third, it might be a normal, I’m not sure. But if it’s online, it’s probably the only one so you’ll find it. Absolutely gorgeous. Love the GREEN. And then I’ve got—and actually the coat is a little bit too Small because I’ve got the biggest sort of jumper over the top of it. I wouldn’t wear it, necessarily, over this jumper, but if I was, I’d be sizing up in the coat because we have got more. This is CALLA. I’m definitely dreaming about this coat. I absolutely love it. It’s gorgeous. It’s like a proper old sheepskin duffle coat type job. Look at it! It’s absolutely beautiful. This is a size 36, I think. I would definitely go up a couple of sizes. Yeah, this is 36. I’d probably, if I was buying it, I’d probably go for like a 40 because I like oversized. But it’s just gorgeous. You can see how hot I am, my neck’s very, very warm. And then this one, this is Karen’s favourite. Karen’s eyeing this guy up. This is CLOUD. CLOUD. It’s kind of dropped on the shoulder. It’s a really cool shape. I really like it. It’s very warm. And I’m wearing it with the leather pant. I have these, I absolutely love them. I would have these and will have these in every single colour. We’ve got some coming in in like a RUSTY PINK and a TAN for Spring/Summer and I can’t wait. So that’s them. And that’s me!

Yas: Angel Vintage says, “Should I order a Small or a Medium in the WHITE shirt as I’ll be ordering on later?”

Yas: Small. They’re oversized. Small, Medium, and Large, so I would say Small. Yeah. Is it my turn? I think it is, isn’t it? Okay, that’s me done! I’m going to come on for some—mostly really quick. Okay, good evening, everyone! I am wearing this beautiful HANNOH WESSEL coat. Can’t believe this is 50% off and in the sale. It’s gorgeous. And it’s one of those pieces that will really take you into the Spring/Summer because it’s quite lightweight for a winter coat. It’s not padded, it’s not lined with wool or anything, it’s like a cotton-linen mix. You’ve got that gorgeous crinkly fabric going on which we all know and love from HANNOH. Just feels a little bit battered, worn, like you want your coats to be. It’s not shiny and brand-new. And I’m wearing the size 38. I would say they’re coming up Large to size because I’ve got the 38 on over all my layers and it’s still feeling nice and oversized, roomy. Um, so if you like your coats like that, um, what would I recommend? Go for your true size. And if you want a neater fit, size down. Or, alternatively, if you want to go up and really get an oversized shape, size up one or two. But yeah, the 38 for me is probably the one I’d go for. Love the belt at the back. Really cool detail. And the RED, it’s like this RUST—I hope it’s coming across on camera. It’s not bright but it has got a BERRY kind of RUSTY tone to it. Beautiful. I’ve styled it with the LA VACA LOCA—what’s this colour called? You’ve got the tag there, Yas.

Yas: CHUTNEY BROWN.

Kirtsie: CHUTNEY BROWN. Which does have those like PLUMMY, BERRY tones to it, but it’s obviously not as bright, it’s more of a BROWNIE palette. Um, and I love these scarves. I think they’re really useful, nice and warm, and love the detail. You’ve got the little ladders that run up through it. And it’s not too big, it’s not overwhelming, it’s a nice, easy size. And I believe there’s a code off LA VACA LOCA! I missed that last week, but is that still running?

Jade: Yeah. Don’t know what it is. What is it, anyone? INSIDER10.

Kirtsie: INSIDER10. So you can get extra 10% off LA VACA LOCA with the code INSIDER10. And AEQUAMENTE?

Jade: Yes. Yes. Gosh, we’ve got to remind ourselves of these things.

Yas: Okay, so this is the coat with that scarf. Fab, love it. It’s really lightweight but feels toasty when you’ve got layers on. Thank you. And then this is a little knit jumper from LA VACA LOCA, same CHUTNEY BROWN colour. Would look great with this colour from ANNETTE GÖRTZ. It’s literally made for us, it’s perfect. I’m going to pop the SABBIA on in a second for my second outfit and show you how well they work. But it’s a really nice easy shape, crew neckline, nice pleated sleeves, and a boxy fit. Neat, flattering, and easy. Then I finished it with these trousers which are my new favourites. Can’t believe it’s taken me this long to realize how lovely they are. They are the HANNOH WESSEL PAULA trouser. Flat waistband at the front, slightly elasticated at the back. They’re just a really lovely fit. And that great length that’s sort of not long, not short, somewhere in the middle, which I get away with because I’m only 5’5” and there’s not many trousers that work to this length for me. So yeah, really love them. They’re a size 36. And that’s me.

Liesa: Good evening, everyone! I’ve gone for MAMA B this evening, which I think we’ve got a code for that. MAMAB10?

Jade: MAMAB10.

Liesa: MAMAB10. So an extra 10% off MAMA B. Um, I’ve gone really oversized with the SIBILLA coat. This is actually Extra Large. I did it purposely because I like the way it sits, quite balloon-y. But it’s the MORO and SEPPIA mix colour. Very nice. I’ve turned the cuffs up so you can see all my layers underneath. It’s got the two pockets. It’s not lined, this one, so it’s a great piece to transition through, I would say. Perfect length on me. I think it’s lovely. Yeah, so—it does fit true to size, I’d say, but I wanted it oversized and now I’m stuck! My velour’s stuck to my velour! Does happen occasionally. Double velour! Like SABBIA. So then I’ve got the really cute VELOCY jacket on and matching trouser. So this is one that’s got the lovely peplum on it. I think I’m wearing a Small—I’ll double check in a minute—but it’s—I’d say it’s a pretty perfect fit for me. You’ve got the three buttons, the little stand-up collar. It’s got a lovely stretch to it there, as well, even though it’s velour, it stretches. Gorgeous, it’s super comfy, very lightweight. And really cute with the little peplum. Really cute. It’s matching with the BROWN buttons. Thank you. Then I’ve got my favourite—I started with the trouser, which—these are my favourite ones. I think it’s because they’re a bit longer and quite balloon shape, called PACE B. So we’ve got the elasticated waist. I am in an Extra Small so they are quite generous. Again, stretchy, dead comfy because it’s elasticated all the way round. There’s no pockets at the back, but then you’ve got these two like patch pockets on the front. And then they go slightly up at the side, I don’t know if you can see that coming across on camera. But they’re really cute. And then we haven’t got many underpieces to go with it, but I thought this went quite well. What was this called? ERES? In the GREY? ERES. Gorgeous, goes really well. And then I’ve got my favourite SORT AARHUS boots on with the little toe cap.

Jade: Oh, are they your favourite?

Liesa: They are! Favourite of the season. Love them. That’s me.

Kirstie: Good evening! I thought I’d wear a SIBILLA coat as well, because Liesa had one on. Mine is true to size, mine is Extra Small so I’ve got a nice fitted shape. I’ve got MAMA B on bottom half, which is the POLLO trouser. I don’t think I’ve put these on before. And I struggle with whether they’re meant to be shorter or longer, but I always pull mine up so I think that’s a nice length for me. These are Small, but they are—the waistband is quite a tight—the elastic is quite a tight on these. Um, really super comfortable. We’ve been looking at MAMA B all day, we’ve been selling a lot with that extra code off, so gone really well today. Let me show you—got a surprise, we’re bloody giving it away, anyway.

Jade: Me and Yas have got something to say.

Kirstie: Oh, go on!

Yas: No, get in, get in! We’ve decided. We had a little conversation over there.

Kirstie: What are you doing?

Jade: We had a little conversation. Well, you’ve kind of—it’s your fault for just saying that because you’ve started something.

Yas: I’m not taking the blame!

Jade: Right, well, as you said, we took an extra 10% off MAMA B, didn’t we? And we did it off the LA VACA LOCA, and we did it off AEQUAMENTE. And then we were like, why don’t we do it on other things that people like? Because that’s just mean, isn’t it? Because only those customers that like MAMA B and LA VACA LOCA and AEQUAMENTE are getting anything, aren’t they? I want LOFINA and SORT AARHUS. We’re being a bit designer-ist.

Yas: Jill, you’re getting away, come back to me!

Jade: Well, I’m just thinking, we’ve got pre-order, we’ve got stock on its way, where are we going to put it? Karen doesn’t know, she’s stock manager. Karen’s literally—she’s in bits, she doesn’t know where it’s going to go. We’ve got a logistical—

Yas: Not moving it!

Jade: She doesn’t want to move it, we’ve got to help her out, got to sell it. So what we thought was—obviously RUNDHOLZ—not happening. ANNETTE GÖRTZ—can’t do that one either. AEQUAMENTE—we’ve only just put that to half price and—so no. Everything else.

Yas: Everything else?

Jade: Everything else.

Kirtsie: Everything? Extra 10%?

Jade: So the INSIDER10, what we’ll do is we’ll edit that, Leah would, if you could. Yeah. We’ll edit the INSIDER10. It’s bonkers here, bonkers. We’ll include MAMA B in that because I think it’s a bit complicated having two codes and they don’t always—they’re not always friends.

Yas: Now we’re throwing them, now we’re throwing them, girls.

Jade: And the LOFINA and SORT AARHUS.

Yas: That’s most—

Jade: Yeah, we’ll put it all, put it all into INSIDER10. Give us half an hour because Leah would might need a few minutes to do this. So if you order it now in the meantime, we’ll refund it back to you, don’t worry if it’s due, so you don’t miss your size if you’ve got your eye specifically on something. But let’s just—let’s just get our heads in. So PLU, AEQUAMENTE, HANNO—

Yas: HANNOH.

Jade: What—what—FRIDA ZAZU?

Kirtsie: PAS DE CALAIS.

Jade: PAS DE CALAIS. SORT AARHUS clothing, because so far we’ve just done it off the footwear. Yeah, so we can add that. What else do we sell? Hang on. LA VACA LOCA—said that. ALEKSANDR MANAMIS. Oh God, ALEKSANDR MANAMIS. Yeah, 10% off ALEKSANDR MANAMIS is a lot of MANAMIS. Not just 50, then 10. Yeah, you’ve got extra 10. What else do we sell? Have we forgotten any? Anyway, you’ll see. Try it at checkout, if you get 10% off, it’ll be there. AEQUAMENTE—yeah, that’s already there, yeah. PALL OFFNER. PALL OFFNER, yeah. PALL OFFNER, yeah. That’s exciting. I’m just going through the rails in my head, I think that’s it. Oh no, ZILBERMAN. ZILBERMAN.. Oh, MANUEL GUIBAL! MANUEL GUIBAL, yeah. Tell you what, we’d be good if we knew what brands we sell. That would be a good starter for ten. Anyway, so there—so there you go. We’ll leave you to it now, Kirtsie, but we just—we just thought we’d move it, to be honest. We’ll probably get sacked. It’s been nice knowing you.

Kirstie: Well, Karen’s going to be really busy tomorrow, isn’t she?

Jade: Oh God! We’re helping her out, she’s the stock management, she don’t—she doesn’t know what to do with it all. Right, back to me! So this is the Extra Small in the SABBIA and what’s the name of it? What’s the colour name? Let’s get it out here. Well, it’s just NERO, actually. It isn’t just NERO, but it is—it’s SABBIA. So POLO on my bottom half, the size Small. And then the—this is the LA VACA LOCA and this is the GRITTO top. It’s quite fitted. It’s Extra Small and it’s in the VANILLA colour. A beautiful knit with all the little seams exposed down the side. Gorgeous, feels beautiful, feels like cashmere but it isn’t. SORT AARHUS boots in size 38, super comfy. There we go, that’s me.

Jade: JD. JD. JD. JD! Yes! Showed it a little bit. Yeah. I’m doing my little picture. [INAUDIBLE] quick for me, please, sorry. [INAUDIBLE] things move. There we go. I feel like I’ve actually—we’ve got really good outfits tonight. I often think that I struggle—I don’t know what’s been up with me, actually, just putting outfits together has been really playing with my mind. I’ve been really struggling.

Yas: Do you know what the problem’s been?

Jade: Is it you nick all the best bits?

Yas: No, you’ve just not done a full outfit, just bits. You’ve just done trouser, top. And I think what you’ve done tonight is finish it off.

Jade: What it is, Yas, is that I’m not committed, am I? No, not committed to the cause. Because we come to work, we get busy at work, we’re a bit tired, then we do a show. And sometimes I’ve just not going to have any creative juice left in me.

Yas: You’ve just got a lot to offer.

Jade: I’ve got a lot of creative juice to offer today! So here we are. I’ve put this outfit together, and actually it was really easy because we had a few pieces back which are like the best pieces, so it was just the easiest thing in the world to wear them all at once. So hence—I put some thought into my outfits!

Yas: Very nice, I’ve got to say it’s very nice.

Jade: Thought, here, you’ll notice—this is TOUFE, which matches the TOUFE in here.

Yas: About time, Jade. About time.

Jade: Well, the thing is, Yas, I’m just trying to get the good outfits before you do. Because she always does. She’s always so put together and I just sort of feel like I don’t know where to go from there.

Yas: Hard act to follow, I understand.

Jade: Yeah, I can’t—I think, “Oh, she looks amazing,” and I look a bag of spanners. Right, anyway, I’ve smashed it so let’s celebrate it. TOUFE scarf, print, third—got one of these bad boys left. It could be yours. It’s delicious. It’s got so many different colours in it that it goes with kind of all of your grungy tones. It’s brilliant. And your neutrals, it just livens up a bit. This coat, we’ve only got the one. I can’t believe it’s here. It’s amazing. It’s DIP, of course, and it’s colour SAND. It’s not really SAND. SAND makes you think of something—a colour that’s warmer. It is definitely a cool tone. So bear that in mind. Absolutely fabulous. That’s over another amazing DIP piece, which is the jacket in the GREEN or PINE and it’s a size Medium. And I’ve got it on—what are you laughing at?

Yas: I’m just laughing—Jacqueline!

Jade: What’s Jacqueline say? [INAUDIBLE] like, “Oh! Come and look at this!” She’s seen the white lace on a competitor’s site.

Yas: [Gasps]. Oh! No!

Jade: Well, RUNDHOLZ won’t be happy with them, will they? We’ve got some pictures on the website, to be fair. Just a few, just a few. We can’t really say—

Yas: No, it’s just making me laugh.

Jade: It’s because she was on NEWEST FOR CREW and she—she’s just—

Yas: She’s like, “Did I say something wrong?”

Jade: “Did I say something naughty?” So I love this jacket, it’s PINE, it’s Medium, it’s wool, it’s gorgeous. Underneath that, I’ve got the TOUFE shirt, which is really gorgeous. I would actually have one of these shirts, Yas, for going out. Yeah, for Dublin! Don’t know if you know, but we’re taking over Ireland. Yeah, so because Yas went to Belfast with her other friends that we don’t talk about, because she has one friend and it’s called me—um, I said I might like to go to Ireland with Yas, maybe. That would be nice.

Yas: So I said you’d really enjoy it, Jade, the men are very friendly.

Jade: [Laughs]. I don’t know what she means! [Laughs]. Sorry, that just slipped out!

Yas: Did it indeed? You know when we give a little bit of our lives over to the camera, oh no, you’ll just throw them all—here you go!

Jade: Jade’s a tart. That’s what she said.

Yas: That’s what she did, didn’t she?

Jade: That’s what she did.

Yas: No, that’s not what I said!

Jade: You’ve basically told Ireland I’m after them.

Yas: I am, though! You are! You are! We went to an Irish bar, you should have seen me! Speak to a gentleman, please say something else! Yeah, it’s true, it’s true, the English love the Irish. It’s just one of those things. We’ve been teaching Yas about Ireland. She’s—she’s a good—she’s a keen learner. She’s a keen learner, but she knows absolutely zilch. What do we always say, Jill? Private education! Yeah, actually—anyway, let’s not get into—I’m not going to talk about you, naughty. This is a Medium, it’s TOUFE, it’s delicious. It’s so rich, the colour, the cut’s lovely. And I would definitely wear this with some high-waisted jeans and LOFINA. Kind of fancy.

Yas: You say you’re ANNETTE GÖRTZ, but I think you’re RUNDHOLZ.

Jade: No, I’m RUNDHOLZ a bit, but I’m definitely—do you think that coat would go over those?

Yas: The ANNETTE GÖRTZ one?

Jade: These are a Small, they’re leather. While Yas is talking, I’ll just carry on toiling. I think it would, Yas, yeah. I think that would be quite nice to see. A cross-brand mash-up. She wants us to do that. She said, “Jade, how clever!” She’s very soft-spoken, she’s a nice girl, we haven’t destroyed her yet. Have you ever thought of doing an outfit—just for fun—yeah, one item from every brand? Why? No, we would look ridiculous.

Yas: No, that’s it!

Jade: Every brand?

Yas: Oh what, all at once?

Jade: 11 items of clothing?

Yas: Yeah! Yeah!

Jade: That’s actually really nice!

Yas: No, we’re here to sell the clothes.

Jade: She said, “No, just for fun.” I was like, “We don’t do this for fun! Bloody hell!” Oh, it’s been a day, honestly, it’s been a day. That’s my favourite. It’s cool. That is actually so cool. Don’t stop. There was another thing that happened over there but not going into that. Girls! Oh dear. Sometimes we have human episodes and we’ve had a human episode in hand today. We don’t need to talk about it anymore. But all I’m saying is, you know, if you know, you know. Or you don’t need to know. It’s on a need-to-know basis and you clearly don’t need to know. Jade will announce it tomorrow on the show. No! I’m going to have this coat. I’m going to see—wait! I’ll stay a second with me. Have you done your list yet? Have you—no. [INAUDIBLE] doing that later. I want to know—this is Mom, hang on—I want to know how much your winter budget has been, your clothes allowance? Me and Yas went, “Oh [INAUDIBLE] remember what I had [INAUDIBLE] no idea, couldn’t possibly say!” What clothes? Oh, gorgeous, Yas.

Yas: Oh yeah, this is nice, isn’t it? Very nice. Very nice. Love these trousers. I should have got them in this colour as well, it was my biggest mistake. Mistake of the year, these trousers. Please someone put me out of my misery. I know [INAUDIBLE]. Could you pass me the LA VACA LOCA cardigan in DEEP BROWN? Just going to try something. Um, so yeah, these are the SABBIA—same trousers as Jade had on earlier.

Jade: [INAUDIBLE] my ANNETTE GÖRTZ. Not good, not good.

Yas: In the 38. Which I like to wear them in the 38. I prefer the relaxed slouchiness of them compared to the 36 because the 36 are a bit more high-waisted and a bit—feels a bit dressier somehow. I just really like the slouchy, relaxed look. But if you do want that look, you do need a chunky shoe. If you—which size are yours, Yas? Mine, I’ve gone for 38. Because I like them loose. I think the ones you have—are they relaxed or really tight?

Jade: 36. Relaxed. Relaxed.

Yas: Or they were, before Christmas. [Laughs]. Thank you. Um, yeah, and then I’ve finished it—I said I think these colours would go together well. They do, which is good. And I always do get told off for putting too many clothes on, but I think this is—it’s quite nice. This is the [INAUDIBLE] shearling—what are we calling it? Waistcoat? Gilet. Gilet, thank you. Um, and it just adds an extra layer, a bit of texture. The colour works beautifully. It’s the OCTOBER MIST one, which is like this beautiful GREY mushroom-y colour. Lovely. And I finished it with the pullover over the top, cardigan. It’s a bit bulky, I’m feeling. I think it’s probably an either-or situation. But it does look nice. Does it look good? Yeah.

Eve: Sasha says, “Looks fab, Yas, and also you cannot tease us like that, Jade.”

Jade: Oh, [laughs]. It’s a long story. Oh, you don’t want to hear! [Laughs]. I’m just going to quickly take that out. I think it’s very 70s, actually, with the little waistcoat situation. Yeah. It’s just a bit easier without the additional layer, and to be honest you don’t need it because the LA VACA LOCA wool is just—it’s the coziest fabric in the world. But that is just gorgeous. All one colour, two different brands, Eve! I don’t know if you know, but the designers don’t talk to each other before they start a collection. I thought they did. Then you would think they did because look, it’s perfect! It’s literally matching colour. And I just love a cozy piece of knitwear with leather. I just think it balances it really beautifully. That’s me. I don’t think there’s many left in the [INAUDIBLE]—cardigans, be quick, girls. And I think it works really beautifully with this cropped jumper. That’s me.

Liesa: So I had the BLACK one on last week, so Yas asked me to put the CREAM on this week. Did you? You can never go [INAUDIBLE] oh, it’s so cute, isn’t it? Oh, love it! So it’s the LA VACA LOCA—what’s she called? SOSORO? Thank you, Karen. [INAUDIBLE] but you’re telling me—SOSORO. It’s so pretty. It is reversible. Um, I don’t know if we’ve got any BLACK left, but we’ve got some CREAM left. I love the contrast with the dark buttons with it. And then I think we’ve gone quite grungy with the bottom piece. It makes it look a bit grungy. Love it. I think you should have one of those, that’s very you. Does he? Sheep feathers! It’s very Rock Chic. It’s lovely. Very cool. Me and Kirstie have got a coat like this, haven’t we, in BLACK? I’ve got to get out of it now. Give me five. [Laughs]. I love the high collar, I think that’s what makes it look cool. Putting it up. Um, I think it’s a totally different look now.

Yas: I wore mine to London and I refused to take it off. It was gorgeous, even though you were boiling!

Liesa: Yeah! It’s quite a different look now. Because underneath it was just boring. The coat was the outfit. It is, yeah. The coat is the outfit. I love the way it’s like a shawl collar when you drop it. I feel like Harry Styles would definitely have one of those. Oh, yeah! I love him so much. Harry Styles would wear it this way, as well. Yeah, wouldn’t he? Yeah, she said—and so would Zoe. Zoe who? Zoe Kravitz, his girlfriend. Oh, yeah! She’s so cool. She’d wear that, definitely. It’s cool as hell. Why haven’t I got that? I think it’s putting it with the SORT AARHUS that makes it look cool. You’ve done something here, you’ve inspired a nation! Actually, internationally! I want that! I had the SORT AARHUS with the—on last week, it made it look cool. I think it’s because it’s the drop-crotch and the trousers are quite funky. I think it—and it’s the boots as well.

Jade: I’ve got those boots, I’m halfway there.

Liesa: You’re halfway there, Jade, you only need the jacket. We got the trousers? No, but I’m not—the drop-crotch on my—oh my god!

Yas: Claire said, “I know a lovely man from Belfast who actually was talking to—she was talking to earlier. Should I introduce you, Jade?” [Gasps]. [Screams]. [Laughs]. Oh! And Penelope—Penelope—Potter Penelope said, “When are you going to Dublin?” April. April the 2nd, my birthday. You can bring me the man then, Claire. No, that was—Potter Penelope. God, the alliteration is too hard. Okay! [Screams].

Yeah, send your blind date requests! I’m interested! We know we’re a dating site as well, we sell clothes and lads, apparently. Or just Wibbing Jade.

Liesa: Um, this—I didn’t realize I had picked up a Large in this, but I think it looks okay tucked in. I think it’s the PUBLICA in the LA VACA LOCA. It’s gorgeous, it’s like fleecy-lined. Can I give you all a little hint for these tops? You should buy these just for underpieces at the price they’re at now because they literally cost about the same as a Zara—um, what’s it called? A thermal. It is like a thermal. And it’s like a—it’s so soft, it’s literally ridiculous. It’s—yeah, fleece inside but then on the outside it looks like it’s cotton. So when they’re half price less 10% and we’re literally giving them away, they’re the same price as high street ones and it’s just beautiful against the skin. It’s all raw edges as well, so you’ve got no seams to worry about, it just sits perfectly if you’re going to use it as an underpiece, you’ve got no extra bulk. I know I need it! Yeah, I have one of them, stop moaning! [Laughs]. It’s cheaper than the heating bill! [Laughs]. Exactly! It’s cold in here. Kirstie’s red-hot, I’m freezing. I live somewhere between the two, so one minute I’m putting it on, the next minute off. So I’ve got it on with the SORT AARHUS trousers. I don’t know how it’s coming across, but they’ve got a tiny little pinstripe in them. They’re beautiful. Oh, I love the shape! We’ve got this shape coming in for summer, haven’t we? Yes! But these—they’re not lightweight, they’d be good transitional—oh God, they’re all year round. We shouldn’t reduce those, really, if we were smart, but—I bought these for the summer. Have you? We’ve got a tour guide and a bit of an outfit top and the best top!

Yas: Penelope Potter’s going to show us around.

Liesa: And then these boots are the three-quarter length. I’ve got my leggings underneath because I get cold, as you’ve heard. Jade’s favourite Boots are—the three buckles. They’re still quite tight on the ankle and you can pull them in or let them out.

Yas: Penelope Potter, we’re in! We’ll have a tour if you know where the best drinking holes are. Just take us to wherever they serve Irish—no, BLACK VELVET. BLACK VELVET. BLACK VELVET.

Jade: April 2nd, for my birthday, I’m going to wear a sash and get loads of attention from the boys. You see, if you do something you just got to do it. I’ve taken her! Just doing my duty! No, if she goes anywhere with her other friends, she has to be reminded that she has a friend, and I am enough! Yeah, we’ll be up for Dublin. Am I the last? Take over, Jill. Yeah. I’m in the PASTEELLO Baby Guinness, yeah, I like them.

Kirstie: Little knit, it’s 100% wool, it’s gorgeous, love the stand-up collar. Beautiful. Size 38. I tucked it in a little bit to show you. Quite big, quite long. But a lovely, lovely knit. We haven’t got a lot left on PAS DE CALAIS, really, have we? We have not. I think we’ve been putting all the stock in, we’ve got hardly anything left, it’s done really well. And then I’ve paired it with the HANNOH trousers. Remind me what they’re called, I’ve forgotten. Is it the—begins with a P? PULCERA? PULCERA? Surely they’re not called that! That’s wild. [Laughs]. I’m not convinced. Because the other names are like PAULA. These are size 38, like Yas’s, they are PULCERA. Flat fronted with a zip in the—on the button? And then elasticated at the back. Gorgeous, gorgeous feel. And then they’ve got a little raw edge to the bottom and I’ve got my own bone shoes from RUNDHOLZ MAINLINE. We’ve had a few of those in today, or in other words, we found some we didn’t know we had. So if you have looked—we’ve been putting them back online. That jumper says it doesn’t exist! Oh, heck! So we’re having a dilemma. Well, it does! I can see it! It’s a beautiful jumper.

Jade: Um, Penelope, I’m not—I won’t be drinking Guinness, love, because it’s not my thing. Can I have champagne? Can I get that at Temple Bar? Yeah, she’s done lots of champagne emojis. Weee! I can get through a lot of that, Penelope, we’ll have a good time. Have you found the jumper? And we’d like to do that thing where they sing-along together. Trap Bar. Jade’s going really far ahead! [Laughs]. She’s planned the whole thing! I am a bit scared. I’ll do some little singing with some of the locals, that’ll be nice.

Yas: Liesa, will you come and say goodbye? She’ll have some crack. Oh, I’ll have some crack and cilantro. We’ve been learning, haven’t we? But no, crack is—C-R-A-I-C. Sorry, it’s this jump. Oh, sorry! But size—did I say? Not will have some crack! I didn’t mean that! I meant THE crack! C-R-A-I-C! Crack! Not crack! Wait, wait, should I do— [Laughs]. That would be really—going undone, wouldn’t it? Crikey. Kirstie hasn’t finished! [Laughs]. You haven’t finished yet! Yeah, I’m going! Very nice. Is this nice? Lovely. That’s a nice little Dublin outfit, it’ll be too warm then, won’t it? Too warm. When are you going to Belfast? Or are you going to Belfast?

Jade: No, Yas went to Belfast. We’re going to Dublin because I’m going to take her to Kilmainham Gaol because I’ve been there and it’s really good. Okay. I’m the orange or blue. We need to go to Ireland, she said. She needs to learn the modern history of Ireland. You should Johnny Fox as well, that’s a good bar. Tried to. [Laughs]. Me? Oh, look at—look at her! Look! If you want to come, you can come, Kirtsie, just ask! [Laughs]. Can I come? Can I be the friend? We’re all going to Ireland! [Laughs]. Let’s keep thinking how we could make a work trip. It’s Bank Holiday! Really? It’s Easter. Pop-up shop! No. Right, bye! Get ready, set your alarms, pre-order tonight! Yeah! Bye!