LIVE SHOW TRANSCRIPT

Jade : Hello ladies! It is Thursday, nearly the weekend! Wheee! Who have we got in? Who is the lead sales operator? Liese is... Liesa is sales operator on Saturday. And Paula is in as well?

Liesa : Yeah.

Jade : Paula and Lease. So, we are showing you, as we did last night, although Kirsty and I weren't here because we were still looking after our clients. Yesterday we showed some LA VACA LOCA because there is a little cheeky discount code giving you 30% off it. Can somebody tell me what the code is?

Val : LVL30.

Jade : LVL30. All capitals, all one word. So, now that Kirstie and I are back, me... no, hang on. Kirstie, Liesa and I are going to show you some other pieces. Val is here but she's being a bit lazy so she's just having a little sit down tonight. That's alright, we don't mind. It's her age. I'm kidding! It's fine, it's fine, it's not.

Val : I will show what I've got on. It's gonna naff everybody off because these are sold out now. I've mixed this with the pant, I told you these pants go with absolutely everything and my LOFINA boots. There you go, done my bit.

Jade : So that is Val's very own outfit there, her very, very own. So, because the Iklerk is sold out, I thought I'd show you the equally wonderful jumper. Now, I'm not as familiar with the name of this one unfortunately. Iklerk rings true in my head because it's been a staple for years. Let me see what this one is called.

Kirstie : Inerte.

Jade : Inerte.

Kirstie : That's it.

Jade : It's a shorter style. So for those of you that like a Kira from MAMA B, that kind of vibe, it's that sort of length. And then these little bad boys have been around for quite a few seasons now and they work over the Iklerk, like Mum's wearing, or they can be a standalone piece, or similarly, they work just as well over an Inerte like this, and then give you a long line. So, lovely piece. It's lovely to have a coat-igan as well because the idea of a coat-igan is of course that you can wear it outside but also leave it on when you get inside. So if you are the someone that feels the cold, which I think we are doing all of us at the minute because it's in minus temperatures.

Kirstie : Except me.

Jade : Except Kirsty who's having a flush.

Val : She's, she's having a proper one.

Jade : She's come over all rosy today, aren't you love?

Kirstie : Yeah.

Jade : Aww, bless her. So, basically, it's a great outfit. The trouser I've put on, I wanted to go down the kind of autumnal colours. So this is the SORT AARHUS Trouser that we've absolutely loved all season. So these are high waisted. Valerie's got a pair of these with its matching little jacket, haven't you Val?

Val : I love it.

Jade : And now that I know, I'll be stealing that because, don't know if you know, but her wardrobe is just across the landing in the other wing. No we're not millionaires, we've just got a weird house. Val has the west wing, I have the east wing. So that's where we are. Minna goes wherever she wants depending on who's being nicer that day. Who's got out on the right side of bed. Who's going to give her the chocolate. This little character...

Val : What does she say Jade? When she knows Mum's going for another snooze and she's not going to get up with her? She goes, “Grandma! Mummy's taking her glasses off!"  Which means Mummy is having another lie in.

Jade : This is, yeah, and quite rightly. Sometimes the little bugger gets me up at five o'clock in the morning. Caluroso, this is called. And the colour is Chutney Brown, which does sound a bit minging, but I assure you... It's a beautiful sort of burgundy colour.

Val : It's like burgundy with a brown going on behind it.

Jade : Yeah. It's a lovely deep, autumn, rich... Colour. This is a small/medium. It's enormous, so don't really worry if there isn't your size, just figure them out as one size. It's pricey, I've just seen the price. Good job it's got 30% off. £455.

Val : It's beautiful wool, they last forever.

Jade : It is. And it's weighty.

Val : You can't bash 'em up, they're beautiful. Love 'em. Show your jumper un— out of your top properly, the whole thing.

Jade : I will. It just, it covered up this little lovely little detail, so that's why I tucked it in a little bit because it elongated me. But it's a nice length. And it's got rolled seams. Ta-da! These are a small. This is a small/medium, I think. We'll just check that. Just in case I'm telling fibs. Yeah, I'm right. So that's outfit number one! SORT AARHUS Clogs. Brown. Best sellers. Grab them while they're here.

Val : I love this outfit, Liesa.

Liesa : We’ve gone for a change.

Val : It is a change isn't it? Because that skirt is so different.

Liesa : It is. So I'm head-to-toe in LA VACA LOCA actually. Start with the jumper. This is called... la la la la la la la... Duerme? I probably got that wrong but you know...

Val : How do you spell it?

Liesa : D-U-E-R-M-E. Duerme. It's one size. It's the one that's got the beautiful like Hessian weave in it. Don't know if that's coming across— how it's coming across on the camera. Very, very lightweight. We got the little trumpet sleeves, which you can fold back if you like. Give it a little tuck so it shows off this beautiful waistband on this skirt, which is a lovely light wool skirt. With all this like cotton inlay that I always...

Val : Yeah, seaming. External seaming.

Liesa : Seaming, external seaming. It goes round it all.

Val : It's beautiful. I love the, the pleating at the front because it looks like, it's a bit Vivienne Westwood pleating, it's, it pulls it round, which is so nice.

Liesa : Oh it is, yeah. It sits lovely. So we've got the two pleats here, coming from this, like point where you've got the extra edging going on. I am wearing an extra small. I'd say that fits me perfectly. We got a little cheeky side split, but we think it makes it look a bit quirky having bare legs but it's not everyone's cup of tea.

Val : I think you pull that off Liese, I think it's stunning. For those who like skirts, yeah, that's a really good one because it's different.

Liesa : I’ll actually take the jumper off so you can see the skirt properly. That would be a better idea I think. Thanks Kirst. So, I've got the Eres woolen top on. We've got the one that's got a lot of ruching down one side and this one's just got it across the chest. But these are so, so warm. Beautiful. Very, very lightweight. So I think they look quite dressy with the skirt. So now you can see the full waistband. It's got a little side zip which is hidden by this little flap.

Val : That's stunning. I love that skirt.

Liesa : Really nice isn't it?

Val : Really different.

Liesa : Yeah. Hiding it was. Hiding in the, in the west wing.

Val : Can you put the jacket on? You know the matching jacket?

Liesa : Yes.

Val : Shall we see it on?

Liesa : Yeah.

Val : Where's it gone?

Liesa : It's in that changing room.

Val : We were gonna— or were gonna show it with the black pant?

Liesa : Whatever you prefer.

Val : We'll show it. I think we should.

Liesa : So this is oversized.

Val : It's choice really whether you wear these together or whether you feel like they should be worn separately. Because they're both quite a statement, aren't they?

Liesa : Yeah. Give you two different looks. We'll wear it as a suit. And I'll put it on with a shirt.

Kirstie : I've just seen it on with jeans and it looks lovely.

Liesa : Yeah.

Kirstie : Just dress it down.

Val : Yeah. Maybe we'll show it with the black pant as well.

Liesa : It's fully lined in a, in the cotton. Again, that pokes out. Raw edges all the way round. Are you ready for the piece de resistance at the back? Da da da da!

Val : Yeah, it's spectacular. Will we put it on before? We weren't sure were we? But because you've got your stompy boots on...

Liesa : Made a difference.

Val : That works now. Yeah, I love it.

Liesa : Quirky.

Val : Especially with the top underneath, that ruched top, it's gorgeous.

Liesa : Got little shoulder pads. Just nips in at the waist. Flares out. Got pockets.

Val : That's a great Christmas outfit isn't it?

Liesa : Yeah. We have got it in red also. We had a lady in the other day who bought one in red and she looks stunning in it.

Val : Gorgeous Liese. Rocking that.

Jade: I found this suit and I didn't know we had it. I don't know where it's come from. I don't know who bought it. I don't know where it's come from. But it's lovely. So I don't know what I've been doing. I think because we had all the MAMA B in this room and all the black was merchandised together, I think it's easy to miss pieces of black that are sat within black things. So now I've found it, I'm sort of a bit obsessed really. So, I've teamed it with a LA VACA LOCA underpiece, so that's the only little nod to LA VACA LOCA that I've got with this outfit. But the other thing, MAMA B actually doesn't go to sale at Black Friday. So it is completely excluded from discounts from next week. So you can buy it confidently and not feel like, oh well it's maybe discounted a week's time. It won't. So you can comfortably, happily buy any MAMA B. So if you, like me, have never seen this suit and think you need it in your life, then you can confidently buy it because it won't be reduced anytime soon. I have paired it with a MAINLINE Bone Scarf in this gorgeous cashmere because I just thought that pulled through the cream of the underpiece and also black and cream, it's a combination that me and Mum, we love that don't we? Black and cream. We're a bit black and cream obsessed really. Which is probably why we like the suit that Liesa just had on, because it's a little bit creamy as opposed to stark black, isn't it? I'll take the scarf off so you can see the shape of the jacket. It's absolutely insane. And as I say, I do feel like you've never seen this. Feel like it's a surprise! Where's it come from?

Val : No, so weird. This happens sometimes.

Jade : You have lost stock now.

Val : Yeah. Hard to keep your finger on all of it.

Jade : Yeah. I think we pretty much got every piece of MAMA B that they design, make. So yeah, it's very flattering.

Val : It is beautiful.

Jade : Really flattering. And it's quite thick. So if you're looking for something that is properly to wear now, now that it's got a bit cooler, this is the MAMA B suit for you because it really does have a little bit of weight to it. It's Jersey so it's got loads of stretch, but it's a lot thicker than the Jersey that we're used to. So it's, it's divine. I'm in a small, which is fine. It's a little bit tight on the arm I would say. But I have got quite a, a big arm. So I would probably just go up to a medium and feel just slightly more comfortable because it, whilst I can do this up and it's okay, I don't think it would do any harm...

Val : Does it fasten?

Jade : I don't think it would do any harm going up a size though, I think it would just, it would be fine. Yeah. That is kind of a, a bonus anyway that it lets you do that. Because obviously you're not going to be distracted by what I'm saying and want to, want to go to the website right now.

Val : Jade, the back is awesome.

Jade : It's gorgeous isn't it?

Val : It's really flattering. So what's the trouser?

Jade : It's its matching friend so they're exactly the same.

Val : What's it called?

Jade : It's got... so this is Bianco that we know and love, but the difference is the word after it. So hang on because that's what the texture is. Oh, a bloody top! What's that? Hang on a minute. Haring C. So this is Harring C and it's a small. And then I'm sure this is Bianco Harring . Is that right? Where's Kirstie? She knows the answers today. What's on them?

Kirstie : Bianco C.

Jade : Oh just Bianco C. So it's the C then that is the fabric. So the, the C. So Harring C, Bianco C. And it's, if I come close, it's like this textured almost like a squiggle pin stripe.

And it just gives it that little bit of texture. So it is striped, but in a little bit more of a quirky way than your average stripe. These trousers are perfect for size small. Which makes sense because I think my Mira Js are a small and they're great too. So, if you want a little black suit, you might think you don't need another one but this one... with its kind of oriental, Japanese-y styling I think it's...Oh honestly I'm having a mare with labels. I feel like, I feel like I'm hooked up. Do you know what I did before? Went downstairs, I'm wearing only a pair of pants because I'm about to put a pair of trousers on. I managed to get my knickers hooked up on the, a hook behind me! So I'm like this, thinking, "Right, well I'm being molested but I don't know by who!" And I'm attached to the stairs!

Val : Oh I wish I'd have seen that.

Liesa : I missed that.

Jade : Literally got hooked! There's a hook! I was like [Gasps] bloody hell! Doing this! So it was just me, bra, pants, boots, attached up the... Looked like something that was left over at a stag do.

Val: That's disgusting!

Jade : Oh my god that’s amazing.

Liesa : Got it all out here. We've mixed up LA VACA LOCA Skirt with the beautiful Alpaca Jumper from MAINLINE.

Val : That's wild. With silver...

Liesa : With silver version of what I had on earlier.

Val : Stomper boots. They are wicked.

Liesa : I did put the gold but these just made it look a little bit funky because I need a little bit...

Val : Show me the skirt Liese. Oh my goodness.

Liesa : So it's furrier up at the top.

Val : It's furry all round.

Liesa : Let me take this top off.

Val : Yeah let's see it all.

Liesa : This is a piece of, in itself.

Val : It's quite long then isn't it the skirt?

Liesa : Very long yeah.

Val : Yeah.

Jade : It works for me though and I've only got stompy legs.

Val : Right.

Liesa : So, small, small to medium I think the sizes. Look at this. When you jiggle...

Val : So you're in small/medium.

Liesa : Yeah.

Val : That's wild.

Liesa : Zip, I think does go at, at the front because the labels at the back. I tried it like that and it's got like a hip look.

Val : Yeah, yeah.

Liesa : So it does, is meant to sit like that. But I guess you could spin it all the way round and have the, the split at the...

Jade : Yeah I think the split's supposed to be at the back but...

Val : Well you could do either.

Liesa : Do either can't you?

Val : Yeah.

Liesa : Oh, do I want that hanging out there?

Val : Show me the slit at the front again? That's wild.

Jade : That is so cool.

Liesa : I quite like it at the front because it makes that sit a little bit flatter. Yeah the placket kind of... We have this in also in cream. I think I had the little jacket on... well it's not little, the reversible jacket on yesterday. So we have got the jacket in the black as well.

Val : Matching jacket. That's wild.

Jade : I love that. We were talking about going London shopping and I thought, I can imagine walking down Carnaby Street with that on looking really cool.

Liesa : Yeah definitely. Look when you move. It's like [Makes rhythm sounds].

Val : It's just wild isn't it? It's really funky.

Liesa : Then I've got LA VACA LOCA little wool Top on again. My favourite, the one with the long sleeves. This is the one that's got the big bit on the side but you just hide it so you can get more wear out of it. I think when you got a big skirt on like this you need a little, something a bit neater underneath your big jumper so you can take it off and show it off.

Val: Fabulous.

Liesa : And then the beautiful silver boots. I love them. Got, got the little toe cap on that I like on the long ones as well. So that's me. Ready Kirst?

Kirstie : I've gone rogue. Sorry. So I started with the boots. Lisa had the silver ones and I thought I'll go for the gold.

Val : It's that time of year isn't it? If you're gonna go all out, it's now.

Kirstie : It is. Definitely. So the, the SORT AARHUS ones, the lace-up, with a little zip at the side. Super comfy. Just like I've got the Morro ones, they're just so handy, they go with everything. But like you say, it's the season to get these out. Got the gold ones. And then I thought, you know what I'm going to try the ANNETTE GÖRTZ Jacket.

Val : You've gone rogue.

Kirstie : With the furry side. Look, I tried it on the other side but I think it's, I think if I was going out, out, out, I'd go for this side.

Jade : Sherpa side.

Kirstie : Out, out, out. Definitely. It's so gorgeous and lovely. I'm so cropping. Don't know what size I've got on. Let's have a look. Extra small. I need one of these.

Val : Shall we see it fastened up?

Jade : That might be tricky.

Kirstie : It might be tricky because you have to swap the buttons over don't you?

Val : Oh right, don't worry. Don't worry.

Val : You give him a twirl. You give him a twirl. Did you say you'd got SORT AARHUS Trousers on? And they've got a pinstripe.

Kirstie : Yes, I love them.

Val : They are very, very funky.

Kirstie : They are aren't they?

Val : Love them. Yeah. What I would say though is, they're very small to size aren't they?

Kirstie : Yeah. These are.

Val : Because I think the large only just fits me and I'm generally in a medium. So they're small to size so it's worth going up one size.

Kirstie : Yeah. These are extra small but I wore, I've got them really high so I can get away with the band being there but...

Val : Yeah.

Kirstie : If I wanted to drop them down I'd struggle, I'd have to go to the small.

Val : Yeah.

Kirstie : But they're fab shape aren't they? Because they're a low drop crotch. I'd have to wear them lower down. They're gorgeous. Just going to take my jacket off if I must. And then I've got the LA VACA LOCA Top on. This is what you had on earlier isn't it?

Val : Yeah. It's beautiful.

Kirstie : Great with this panel. So if you have got, I've got a bra but you can see through it but with this panel, you can get away with it. Got the ruffle. But yeah, I love these pants.

Val : Gorgeous. Great shape.

Kirstie : Can you see the pinstripe? Is it showing?

Val : Just. I can only just see it.

Eve : Come a bit closer and then you can... Yeah.

Kirstie : Yeah, it is very, very slight. It just makes them really interesting. We done?

Liesa : Well I’ve just put this other trouser on. I'm treading very carefully because they're too big for me so...

Val : [Laughs] Don't want them to fall off!

Liesa : Don't want them to fall off! Our last pair of leathers! But this is just the coat a bit bumped up a bit.

Val: I think it works.

Liesa : I'm holding them with one hand in pocket.

Jade : Looks good so cool? That's how I'd wear it. If I was doing that, it's gonna be double the trouble.

Val : Because then it looks like the RUNDHOLZ bustle that he does. It works doesn't it? It goes to another... It kind of looks different.

Jade : It looks attitudey rather than like pretty. It's gone grunge.

Liesa : It's gone cool now.

Jade : Yeah really, really cool.

Liesa : And me and Jade have just said, it's a bit steampunk-y isn't it?

Jade : With the leather it is yeah.

Liesa : My friend loves steampunk. Claire, if you're out there. This is for you babe. Steampunk.

Val : That's it then. Say goodbyes ladies. So don't forget LVL30 for your LA VACA LOCA discount 30% Off.

Jade : Does it not look like... Oh we’ve all come matching! Woo! We're the B-Tech Spice Girls. All spice.

All : Bye!