LIVE SHOW TRANSCRIPT

Yas : Live time.

Jade : It's live time.

Yas : It's showtime.

Jade : I wanted to say... It's Friday the... 18th? 9th?

Eloise (Off-Camera) : 19th.

Jade : 19th December. It's 4pm and we are live on Channel... House of...

Yas : House of Valerie.

Jade : On Channel Hoff. What time is it?

Eloise (Off-Camera) : 20 to 4.

Jade : 20 to 4.

Jill (Off-Camera) : It's near five Friday.

Jade : We've had a glass of wine already.

Yas : And I think it's worse than normal wine because it's mulled wine.

Jade : Does that make it worse?

Yas : It's a bit like... whoa.

Jade : Well you do have more volume of it but it's less alcoholic so does that... 

Yas : Is it less? But it's the sugar. It's the sugar and the alcohol.

Jade : You think that's what makes you a bit...

Yas : It's a head mix.

Jill (Off-Camera) : Are you live?

Jade : We're just updating our fans with our level of drunk.

Jill (Off-Camera) : How your drunk.

Yas :  We've all had one so it's a fun show. Apart from Jill. Yeah. She's off to Barbados in a few days so she's alright.

Yeah. She's saving herself for the plane. 

Jade : We're just having a nice sort of like... saunter into Christmas aren't we? A little saunter down the road. So...

Val (Off-Camera) : Well to be fair some of us are Jade. The rest of us are mad busy. You're sauntering.

Jade : What you doing there is Candy Crush.

Val (Off-Camera) : It's solitaire.

Jade : It's solitaire.

Yas : I think she's come to escape the... the madness.

Jade : Whoever put 50p in the slot machine. Let it go. Thank you. Honestly.

Yas : I can’t believe it, honestly

Jade : We are obviously as boring as... drip water.

Val (Off-Camera) : Just get me... just put me stuff out.

Jill (Off-Camera) : You got clothes on?

Jade : Oh no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Yas : But we've got to do the preamble first.

Jill (Off-Camera) : Oh have you.

Yas : Yeah.

Jade : Oh gosh there's...

Yas :  There's more.

Jill (Off-Camera) : There's more?

Yas : What other news do we have?

Jade : We're open Monday.

Yas : Yes. We are open Monday. The...

Eloise (Off-Camera) : 22nd.

Yas : 22nd. Which is very unusual. And for those of you that like our surprise Monday shows, you can come and get it in real life.

Jade : Oh you get to look and touch us. Yay.

Val : Can't think of a better reason not to come.

Jade : And we'll bring the mulled wine again because we are enjoying that.

Yas : There will definitely be mulled wine. Mince pies. Just festive spirits.

Jade : And then Tuesday same.

Yas : Same.

Jade : Same. More mulled wine and festive spirit.

Yas : So if you've got any last minute shopping to do, make sure you come in on Monday and Tuesday because we are closed for the rest of the week.

Jade : Yeah. Christmas Eve we're doing Christmas Eve things.

Yas : Yeah.

Jade : We do a Christmas Eve box with Minna Mae. It's gonna be so exciting. Yas and Stef are staying over at mine and mum's house.

Yas : We've got a really big...

Kirstie (Off-Camera) Mine and mum's house?

Val : Hang on. Hang on. Whose house?

Jade : Mine and mum's.

Val : Oh.

Jade : I said to someone yesterday, we don't see each other. She has a left wing and I have the right wing. Which sounds ever so grand but it's just an old cottage that has stairs like this. So we literally have a bedroom on this side and a bedroom on this side and I'm like stay in your wing! Stay in your wing Val! Or she'll say...

Val : Stay in your lane.

Jade : She'll say... Oh should we watch...

Yas : May I enter?

Jade : Should we watch something together tonight? Should we watch something? I go... Why?

Val : She does.

Jade : Why the devil would I want to do that? Socialize? After half past five? Are you joking my button is well and truly switched off by then.

Yas : I can't wait for New Years... Christmas Eve.

Jade : It's gonna be lovely.

Yas : It's gonna be lovely. Right. What are we wearing? Okay so we've got a whole host of models.

Jade : Yep.

Yas : This evening. I'm gonna let you start and you can talk us through yours.

Jade : Thank you.

Yas : And I'll go off.

Jade : I am warm. Yeah. Okay. So. I have gone... let me think of the colors. Turf... Purple... What's the purple?

Jill (Off-Camera) : Flamingo.

Jade : Flamingo. Thank you. Turf, Flamingo and then ANNETTE GÖRTZ which I realised matched the Flamingo shirt rather nicely. So if I undo this...

Yas (Off-Camera) : I think this would be nice with that.

Jade : I thought that but I thought Jill might nick it.

Yas (Off-Camera) : Well Jill isn't wearing it so you can share it.

Jade : Yeah I know but I wanted to leave the wow for Jill on that one.

Val (Off-Camera) : Yeah unlike Yas who nicks all the wows.

Jade : She's a witch with a B. That one. This is Amo by ANNETTE GORTZ.

Yas (Off-Camera)  : I think that is Jill's.

Jade : Double... It's got a double zip. If I double zipped it to begin with. Lovely. It's got this print on it. And they are right it would go lovely with this colour.

Yas (Off-Camera) : Oh Jade hang on. Is Jill's.

Jade : Yeah I know. I'm not gonna put it on because you can wait for that. But it does look lovely...

Val (Off-Camera) : Don't peak too early.

Jade : With Lagoon. And I put it on because I noticed that as I said it goes with this colour.

Yas (Off-Camera) : Very lovely.

Jade : Really really nicely. It's got like a shimmery sheen... yeah situation. That's a Medium. It's got drawstrings so you can make it a bit more snuggy if you want to. And I think we've worn them upside down. Oh you want me to do that? Put a shift in Jade come on.

Yas (Off-Camera) : I love it the other way. I think it'll work nice cause it's a bit more pop.

Jade : Yeah. Alright I'll do it.

Val (Off-Camera) : It's so good of you to make an effort Jade.

Kirstie (Off-Camera) : Have you won in solitaire?

Jade : Val what are you wearing? All that effort. What are you showing?

Val (Off-Camera) : Um...

Jade : Oh exactly the same as you wore yesterday. You can't do this up can you? Not with the zip.

Val (Off-Camera) : I think uh...

Eloise (Off-Camera) : How did we do it for Barmouth?

Val (Off-Camera) : : You button it. Yeah we did it for Barmouth didn’t we?

Jade : Spades. Red.

Jill (Off-Camera) : Make sure the seven goes on the eight. 

Jade : And an Ace is lowest not highest. 

Jill (Off-Camera) : Put it at the top when you get it.

Jade : You've forgotten haven't you?

Jill (Off-Camera) : I can feel the whole world switching off as we speak.

Val (Off-Camera) : Anyway it's been lovely.

Jade : Oh she's done it. She's done it. She's done it. It's the wine. We’ve had half!

Yas : Oh that's gorgeous.

Jade : Oh yeah that's much better.

Yas (Off-Camera) : That's gorgeous.

Jade : Yeah.

Yas (Off-Camera) : That's so clever.

Jade : Really cool. Much better with the outfit I mean. Obviously the other way around is great for when you haven't got a really high trouser on but when you have and you want to show the pleats of the trouser that is really cool.

Yas (Off-Camera) : Just like Regal really isn't it?

Jade : Yeah. I'm glad you did that actually I really like that. It's very cool. Right. So. That's the coat. And then under it I've got one of my new favourite Trousers. This is one that we got in the reorder. So I've been informed that it sold out immediately and then we've managed to get like one more so it's a Small.

Eloise (Off-Camera) : Steph said it was like a masterclass in gift wrapping.

Jade : Yeah. We're not good at that either. They're a size Small. I believe there may be a Medium. Don't quote me on that. I'm not sure. No Eloise is saying that's sold. The code is 1160103. And they're Turf. And I've realised they're exactly the same shape as the RUNDHOLZ MAINLINE leather trousers. And I noticed that cause Liesa's been wearing them today and they look absolutely amazing. And I wanted them. Here they are. In the Black. But they're not exactly the same. Very similar. They're less drop... they're not less drop crotch. But they're a pleated drop crotch. So it makes it feel less drop crotch. It's a little bit more feminine somehow. And it hangs beautifully. But it's the most lightweight cotton you can imagine. It's almost the paper fabric. It's that lightweight. So for those of you that want something lighter. Because I don't know about you but even today in here we've been putting the heating on and it very quickly gets to that kind of uncomfortable heating temperature. So I would prefer to put layers on. So a trouser that's lightweight and then layers on the top for me is better than a thick trouser. And then this is the Raccoon obviously. Absolutely gorgeous in the Turf. And I have layered it with a Shirt because Liesa's been doing that loads recently and I really like that look. So this is the Flamingo Cloud. It's got the Lagoon that goes through it which is why the Lagoon Scarf looks so good with it. And it's just a really casual cute little outfit. And I've got the Clogs on. Just to finish it off to make it a bit more... not dressy just a bit more stompy I suppose. So that's that.

Yas : I'll just quickly talk through my outfit. Since you've already seen it. I'm wearing RUNDHOLZ BLACK LABEL actually but the most beautiful piece in RUNDHOLZ BLACK LABEL. I've definitely stolen the best piecefrom the collection tonight and it's a full 100% Raccoon Cardigan. And I've got to say it's so cozy. Even though it's really oversized and you've got all this ventilation at the arm cause it's a pleated sleeve. I'm just wearing a sleeveless Techno Dress underneath and I feel toasty. Don't need any more layers. It's just so cozy against the skin it's beautiful. And not very often do we get a bright Red raccoon piece so it's definitely a collector's piece. It's gorgeous. I say it's RUNDHOLZ BLACK LABEL because it's the colour of the Rose from the collection. But you'll recognise that it's got RUNDHOLZ MAINLINE features. Like the little toggles and the oversized patch pockets. And this shape and raccoon in general is a very MAINLINE piece.

Jade (Off-Camera) : Yeah we requested this specifically cause we thought why can't the RUNDHOLZ BLACK LABEL collection have a luxury raccoon piece that works with the colour palette because lots of people love the raccoon. But obviously this time the BLACK LABEL is quite different in colours than the MAINLINE and the DIP so wouldn't necessarily crossover so easily.

Yas : Yeah.

Jade (Off-Camera) : So hence we asked if we could exclusively have this.

Yas : So I'm so glad we did. I love the fact it's got these huge pockets but they are... you can enter at the top and at the side. Which I just love. I think that's a very clever detail. Two-way zip as most cardigans from RUNDHOLZ have. I just think it's so special. It feels beautiful on the skin. Oh gosh I look a bit strange when I've got nothing on. It worked when I had the cardigan on. These are the Leather Cuffs from ANNETTE GORTZ. Thought just add a touch of Paula to my outfit. Thought this is a very Paula outfit. They're delicious. They're the Edmo Cuff from ANNETTE GORTZ and just a great Christmas present.

Paula (Off-Camera) : They are. Yeah.

Yas : Fab. They go with so many outfits. And I always think it's a bit use... it's useful to have a cuff rather than a fingered glove yeah because you can do things. The dress is RUNDHOLZ BLACK LABEL. It's the Rose colour. And I'm wearing it in the size Extra Small. I think this season they're coming up a little bit roomy cause they're still... it feels comfortable. And SORT AARHUS Boots on the feet.

Lydia : Is it me? I'm in Lotus from RUNDHOLZ BLACK LABEL. Full Lotus outfit. And I've got a mix match really cause this isn't a matching Scarf to the Jumper but it still works. So. The scarf that I've gone for is the one that has all of the ribbing on the edge. It's gorgeous. Very long very very soft fabric. I'm not sure what material it is but is lovely. You get lots of material so you can dress it loads of different ways. A shawl would be lovely in that. My Jumper is actually my own it's the sort of, Jade had it on the other week and we described it as being almost like a padded knit. It's a little bit thicker than your usual knit and it's lovely. It's in the Lotus again. And it's not itchy at all. Jade said that this was really super comfortable for her so if you are wool sensitive then this is a great option. And it's got the rounded neckline so a scarf finishes it off really nicely to add that little bit of height and drama at the back. And then the Dress underneath is actually Rose Check. Is that right Yas?

Yas (Off-Camera) : Yeah.

Lydia : Rose Check. So that's got the Rose and which is the Red and the Lotus running through it. And it's lovely. Classic Techno. And you've even got a little slit in the back there which is a little bit different to last seasons which is lovely. And you've got the classic round neck and sleeveless design. I'm not going to take my jumper off sorry because I am the  colour of the walls. Pretty much. But it goes really really well with the cropped style of this jumper and quite flattering. If I may say so myself.

Yas (Off-Camera) : It does. Yvette says “gorge”. And also “Howdy” from the US.

Lydia : Howdy. So yeah. Nice and easy. All pink. We're embracing the pink. And yeah. Everybody in Nantwich had a bit of a show earlier didn't they?

Yas (Off-Camera) : They did.

Lydia : Just teasing. You'll see what we mean. There you go Paula.

Paula : Oh okay. Limping limping. Good evening it's Friday. And I'm embracing MAMA B. And a bit of DOM GOOR. 

Val (Off-Camera) : Very special that Dom Goor.

Paula : It's beautiful. Feet are SORT AARHUS. These are my favourite boots. Size 38. I wuff them. I wuff them because they're high and they're wide at the top. So in my sort of free time I like to wear skinny leather pants so these fit in those beautifully. So I love those. Love the platform. Go onto the Rind. What a colour this is. It goes with lots and lots of different colours. I'm in the Lilla skirt. This is Extra Small. I would probably go up a size in this because it is a little bit snug on me. Because MAMA B in general are  you know are um she designs for smaller ladies. And I'm certainly not small because I've got wider hips. I pulled it down a little bit to give it a bit more length. I think it looks a lot better with a bit more length. The top is Bill. And this is size what was it?

Yas (Off-Camera) : One size.

Paula : One size. Correct answers. Really comfortable.

Yas (Off-Camera) : Or is that Bill? I think that's Zita. Or Dina.

Paula : Zita.

Yas (Off-Camera) : Zita yeah.

Paula : Zita yeah. Oh got my vest on. Whoop whoop whoop so it gives me some length. Leg length. Got my vest on because I have to look after me kidneys. And then I put on the  DOM GOOR. This is size 12. I think it just really lifts the outfit. So I could go out wearing this and then when I get to my lunch date I can take it off and still feel fabulous. And that's the back. There you go. That's me done. What oh who we got next? Kirstie?

Kirstie (Off-Camera) : Yeah yeah.

Paula : Yeah . So we've got lady sings the blues now. Look at that. Something different. Yeah. Well the girls were coming in on blue weren't they?

Kirstie : So I've gone for MAMA B on the top. And I've gone for MAMA B on the bottom. Got the jeans on. This is the Adele PR Jacket. Lovely little jacket. Just dipped in. I've dressed it down with the jeans. This is the Extra Small. Underneath I've put the so this is the Notte colour. So underneath I put the Mo... um I want to say Moyet. Why did I say that? It's Moyet.

Jade (Off-Camera) : The mulled wine love.

Kirstie : I know. I think that's what it is. 

Jade (Off-Camera) : None of us can speak. Slurring. 

Kirstie : But this is my favourite little jumper from MAMA B. This is the size Large. Every size fits me but I like it cause it's a little flowing a little bit. A bit generous at the back. Can tuck it in and show the length of my jeans. These are the two tone ones so they go slightly dark at the bottom. 

Val  (Off-Camera) : Balayage. They're gorgeous aren't they?

Jade (Off-Camera) : Balayage. Ombre.

Val  (Off-Camera): I'm trying.

Kirstie : These Trousers are size 36.

Eloise (Off-Camera) : Eight. Ten. Ten. Eight. Yeah.

Kirstie : Yeah they’re long length so I've got the clogs on.

Jill : What you doing?

Yas (Off-Camera) : Getting this right. It was like your veil. Jill : She’s following me, hanging on to my scarf.

Jade (Off-Camera) : I'm gonna come and sort it out again Jill. It's gone again. No look we can’t have this.

Jill : Look look.

Jade (Off-Camera) : Lovely. Beautiful. 

Jill : I'm very sorry I wanted to come on cause it's well it's 10 weeks since I did this so that's when that's how long I haven't seen you for. And I wanted to come on and say Happy Christmas to everybody cause I won't be here cause I'm flying off on Monday.

Jade (Off-Camera) : No coal for you.

Jill : Val never thought I'd do it did you?

Val  (Off-Camera) : No I didn't think you'd make it.

Paula : You didn't think I'd make it.

Val (Off-Camera) : Bloody hardcore.

Jill : Absolutely.

Jade (Off-Camera) : She got an award actually.

Jill : I did get an award.

Jade (Off-Camera) : Hardcore Biatch.

Jill : Got an award at the Christmas do. Very kind.

Val (Off-Camera) : Oh yes she did yeah.

Jill : Pride of place in my living room.

Jade  (Off-Camera) : Well we were all so amazed weren't we that you'd had your injury and then within days you were moving it. What's she doing? She's crazy. Then walking. Then driving. We're like she's not going to make it on holiday surely.

Jill : Driving was fine you see cause it was supposed to be six weeks and I did it at four. And they said to me can you do an emergency stop? And I said yes but the car will do an emergency stop. So it was a bit naughty but I've been fine. So I'm afraid most of the stuff I've got on is my own because I didn't want particularly to have to climb in and out of things cause it is still difficult but I think they've got other colours and things.

Yas  (Off-Camera) : Yeah so Jill came in her own Lagoon Jumper and then the Pine Trousers which we are completely sold out of.

Jill : I'm sorry.

Yas  (Off-Camera) : But we do have other Pine Trousers that are very similar so in the denim  style if you wanted to get this look. The jacket is ours so that one is available. And so is the scarf and bag.

Jill : Oh yes.

Yas (Off-Camera) : The bag is ANNETTE GORTZ. It matches like slightly different tones but it...

Jill : Yeah I think it works.

Jade (Off-Camera) : I couldn't wear those together that would really upset me.

Jill : Well you probably could because apart from the fact you think they're orange anyway. This I probably would have bought except that I'm not, I'm not wearing that much this time. Did you say you got another one of these in a different colour?

Jade (Off-Camera)  : Yes. We can give you Flamingo. We can offer Pine. We might be able to offer Sun?

Jill : Yes I can see the Sun.

Jade (Off-Camera) : Yes I think the mannequin's wearing the Sun.

Jill : Okay.

Jade (Off-Camera)  : So yeah we have a few left but they are incredibly limited. They've been very very popular.

Jill : Yeah. And I've got the long one in the Green. Is it Pine?

Jade (Off-Camera) : Yeah.

Jill : Which is also lovely and that also goes with this and probably goes better with this. I know I like the blue.

Paula (Off-Camera) : I like the blue.

Jill : I like the clash I think it's quite nice. And I think the blue actually brings it pulls it together.

Paula (Off-Camera) : Does. Yeah.

Jill : Um sorry about the boots because everybody wants them and they're about 5, 6 years old. They are LOFINA’S but it was one of them where they they're quite easy for me to get on so I do apologise for that. Okay so have a very lovely time everybody and I'll think about you when I'm on the beach.

Jade (Off-Camera) : Drinking rum.

Liesa : Good evening everybody. I think I'm last but not least.

Val (Off-Camera) : Correct.

Liesa : I've gone for beautiful leather in ANNETTE GORTZ. It's just stunning. I can't believe we've got any left. Through the sale.

Val (Off-Camera) : Beautiful leather.

Liesa : It's gorgeous it's so soft. Just delicious. I'm wearing a Medium. Got little like little pocket here in the seam. I fold the cuffs over just to reveal the little jumper underneath but I'll roll it down so you can see the length of them. It's so nice. That's the full length. All its glory. You've got a little fastening here little zip but because I've got this big jumper underneath I left it undone. So. Take that off. I am very hot. I am wearing Alpaca can I say.

Val (Off-Camera) : Oh my god she's hot.

Liesa : Oh I'm so warm.

Val (Off-Camera) : Most unusual.

Liesa : I even took my thermal underpiece off.

Eloise (Off-Camera)  : First time in weeks that is.

Liesa : I know that was my new one I only bought it last weekend. But it's extra extra warm. I think it might be a tad warm for me.

Jade (Off-Camera) : I think the target audience is about 100 years old for those but Lisa's got one.

Liesa : I got one.

Jade (Off-Camera) : Because she's so nesh.

Liesa : And I got me thermal leggings underneath. Anyway back to the real clothes. This is a lovely SORT AARHUS Alpaca Jumper. Not sure what size I am in. Because I was cheeky and grabbed it off the shop floor. Medium. So it is coming a little bit longer on me. Probably wear a Small. Not sure if we got Small left but it's beautiful. It's very very chunky very warm. Kirstie's got the gorgeous one that sweeps down like that. Don't know. We got any them left? But the collar on this is lovely. And then the Trousers. Oh gorgeous. Look at these. They're beautiful. I'm wearing a size 36. That ticket's getting right on my nerves. Oh my god I love them. Look at the flared leg. They just sit over your shoe. And these are the perfect length on me. Oh you've got these haven't you Yas?

Yas (Off-Camera) : Yeah I do.

Val (Off-Camera) : Oh do you?

Yas (Off-Camera) : I have them. They're so gorgeous. 

Val (Off-Camera) :You got the the blue haven't you?

Yas (Off-Camera) : Yellow yeah.

Liesa : We've got, I don't think we got any yellow left. Have we?

Val(Off-Camera) : Really? Have we?

Jade (Off-Camera) : We do.

Liesa : Oh we have got Yellow left. What do I know I only work here.

Jade (Off-Camera) : Don't worry everyone. We've got them.

Liesa : Yellow and we've got Blue. 

Jade (Off-Camera) : Ignore ditzy over here. She’s had wine as well.

Val (Off-Camera) : Can we not do mulled wine before the next show?

Liesa : I had chocolate cake and mulled wine.

Jade (Off-Camera) : I told him to keep it co... coming on the hour every hour so.

Liesa : Chocolate cake was lunch and mulled wine was uh afternoon tea for me. And then I've got my own MAINLINE Black Pumps on. Which I thought go really well. So that's me.

Val (Off-Camera) : Gorgeous.

Liesa : Gorgeous. That's everybody.

Val (Off-Camera) : Yeah. Finis. Right.

Jade (Off-Camera) : We might do some shows next week but it just depends on how busy we are in store.

Val : But we're only in Monday and Tuesday.

Jade : Well we ca... we'll try but you don't know the horse might be in. We don't know. We might be... we might turn up at half past nine and there might be a queue at the end of the street.

Liesa : And if we get more mulled wine on...

Val : Oh this is a bit much isn't it?

Liesa : Oh Jesus. Oh she's coming she's coming.

Everyone : Thanks. Bye!